eIrish Tribune - newspaper of Walorm

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Farewell to all!

25 • Day 817, 21:53 • Published in Japan Japan

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Dear peoples of the eWorld,

As many of my friends already know there have been some big changes going on in my life. In real life I've enlisted in the United States Army and have been waiting around the past few months in the delayed entry

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Thank you to President Dokomo.

61 • Day 755, 13:06 • Published in Japan Japan

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I write today to explain some things and thank the current President of eJapan, Dokomo.

Many of you Japanese likely know me as a traitor, as the trusted member of our society in Japan who obtained bank passwords and stole the treasury. Previous

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Apocalypse!!!

4 • Day 681, 13:15 • Published in Japan Japan

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Early morning day 681 in the eRepublik server room, an Admin sets down his cup of coffee on a nearby desk and walks over to a monitor. After reading and ignoring the latest petitions about Theocratic multis he decided he needs some more caffeine.

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Don't be an Ass.

9 • Day 656, 19:57 • Published in Japan Japan

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Edit: Naturally the image doesn't work...
Edit2: Okay I sort of fixed it
Edit3: I know I am ridiculous. Enjoy the Tokyo Marui logo. Best stock airsoft guns on the market.

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My candidacy for the Orange Party.

18 • Day 632, 14:54 • Published in Japan Japan

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Greetings to my fellow Party Members.

I am writing today to announce my candidacy for the Orange Party for the Party Presidency. My good friend Geno Garon is looking for a change of pace in his eLife, and has asked me to take up Presidency of