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Spies!

5 • Day 665, 13:38 • Published in Germany Germany

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Sorry for the lack of updates my dear friends! Times have been hectic for me, I've been searching for something that would help me unravel the mysteries of the MHAB. The other day while I was at a coffee shop researching possible weaknesses the MHAB

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Areas at risk 9-10-09

6 • Day 660, 21:22 • Published in Germany Germany

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A nice little map I made to show where MHAB attacks are possible, probable, and likely. … read more »

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Now I'm not one for crazy conspiracy theories...

7 • Day 659, 11:18 • Published in Germany Germany

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But this has got to stop! The Magic Hot Air Balloon has started brainwashing people! Just today I received a message that denied the Magic Hot Air Balloon's existence. This message was from someone who knew exactly how big a threat the MHAB is. The

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The Magic Hot Air Balloon may have infiltrated the government already.

21 • Day 658, 19:04 • Published in Germany Germany

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My dear citizens, I come to you with urgent and tragic news! The Magic Hot Air Balloon may have already infiltrated the German congress or presidency! About a week ago I sent a message to the then German President, Gobba. In it I told him how big a

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Magic Hot Air Balloons and The Threat They Pose to a Peaceful German Society

22 • Day 653, 01:47 • Published in Germany Germany

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Magic Hot Air Balloons and The Threat They Pose to a Peaceful German Society

What does evil nylon propelled by fire and the Magic Hot Air Balloon have in common? They're both

out to abduct you and brainwash you until you … read more »