Daily Agony - newspaper of Don Vin

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Daily Agony - Slow, Really Slow

3 • Day 1,388, 02:04 • Published in South Africa

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A young man was a slow worker and found it difficult to hold down a job. After a visit to the employment office, he was offered work at the local zoo in NWP. When he arrived for his first day, the keeper, aware of his reputation, told him to take

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Agony

3 • Day 1,387, 03:51 • Published in South Africa

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Social interactions and entertainment

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus

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Agony Breaking News: A TRIBUTE TO TEN

6 • Day 1,386, 06:55 • Published in South Africa

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Social interactions and entertainment

At the very end of his term as CP, Tenshibo had an accident in his Aston Martin Vanquish...when the cops arrived at the scene, Tenshibo shouted "officer my brand new car!"...cops replied "your materialistic nature makes you so blinded by money, you

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Lifetime of Farting

5 • Day 1,386, 05:21 • Published in South Africa

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Social interactions and entertainment

A couple who had been happily married for years.the only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for

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Agony - less than 10 seconds to mess up your life

4 • Day 1,385, 00:34 • Published in South Africa

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Social interactions and entertainment

Agony is when a father and son are walking in a mall and a lady (prostitute) coming in the opposite direction greets them "Hey whats up my customers did not know you two are acquainted!!!"