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Daily Agony - Using Technology -

6 • Day 1,395, 13:36 • Published in South Africa South Africa • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

it has come to our attention that his Excellence Miyagiyoda CP some time back complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor." His friend offered, "Don't do that!!!

There's a computer at the drug store that can

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Daily Agony - Party elections

3 • Day 1,395, 00:54 • Published in South Africa South Africa • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Agony is getting up very early to vote for your party president just to find Plato and group have stolen the ballot papers

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Daily Agony - kill the wife

3 • Day 1,394, 05:19 • Published in South Africa South Africa • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

A man with a gun went into a bank and demanded their money.

Once he was given the money, he turned to a customer and asked, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'

The man replied, 'Yes sir, I did.' The robber then shot him and killing him instantly.

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Daily Agony - Lies

3 • Day 1,392, 14:01 • Published in South Africa South Africa • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Dad buys a lie detecting robot that slaps people when they tell lies and decides to test it during supper.

Da😛 where did you go today?
Son: I went to school.
ROBOT SLAPS SON.

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Daily Agony - Preference

4 • Day 1,389, 00:27 • Published in South Africa South Africa • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of

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