Communications - newspaper of Hassan Pesaran

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I Love Ireland

30 • Day 828, 13:33 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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Hello Irishland!

Your fantastic incompetence has earned me a Resistance Hero Medal! \o/

I've been waiting for it for a LONG time, and I'm glad I could finally earn it in Ireland, now my most favourite country in the eWorld <3

Im now some

108

OH MAN IM SO PISSED RIGHT NOW

20 • Day 821, 13:13 • Published in United Kingdom

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I RESIGN FROM SENOR AMIGO POLICY ADVISER DUE TO THE OUTRAGEOUS DECISIONS MADE BY THE CURRENT ADMINISTRATION IN REGARDS TO THAT THING THAT EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT

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GOD THIS MAKES ME UPSET

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81

Battle of the Ages

8 • Day 818, 09:28 • Published in United Kingdom

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In response to this chap's article

Hello!

Unfortunately, GLaDOS was deemed too weak to be capable of playing his role in this epic battle of … read more »

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Smooth Criminal

43 • Day 712, 04:19 • Published in USA USA

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[Disclaimer: Article title is in no way relavent to article :3 ]

Dear USA,

First of all, congratulations on regaining all your original territories again. It was a fantastic fight, and I'm certain it brought life once more to the stagnant

124

Mission Viking Drop

31 • Day 678, 13:22 • Published in United Kingdom

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PLEASE REMAIN CALM

In approximately 24hours, Elite Soldiers of the UK Army will be dropped into … read more »