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Bohemian Gypsy Papers

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I want a tank!

1 • Day 1,763, 09:07 • Published in Poland Poland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

A: Oh, man, i want a tank!

B: Whell then, why don't you get one?

A: Because they cost several milion dollars, not includin floortmats. I don't have that kind of money!

B: Now wait a second, you are … read more »

4

INVITATION TO A SCIENTIST'S BALL?

3 • Day 1,762, 14:28 • Published in Poland Poland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment



REPLYING TO AN INVITATION TO A SCIENTIST'S BALL:


Pierre and Marie Curie were radiating enthusiasm.
Einstein thought it would be relatively easy to attend.
Volta was electrified and Archimedes, buoyant at the thought.
Ampere was worried … read more »

18

Engineers

0 • Day 1,761, 05:20 • Published in Poland Poland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

A math/engineering convention was being held. On the train to the convention, there were a bunch of math majors and a bunch of engineering majors. Each of the math majors had his/her train ticket. The group of engineers had only ONE ticket for all

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7

Learn something not important.

0 • Day 1,761, 03:38 • Published in Poland Poland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.

A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

A "

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12

Two Tough Questions!

1 • Day 1,758, 13:19 • Published in Poland Poland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment



Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before … read more »