Bohemian Gypsy Papers - newspaper of DanePacino

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The Perfect Man and the Perfect Woman

22 • Day 1,793, 03:47 • Published in Poland Poland

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Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a … read more »

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474 Things To Do When You're Bored

2 • Day 1,789, 05:31 • Published in Poland Poland

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Social interactions and entertainment

- Wax the ceiling
- Rearrange political campaign signs
- Sharpen your teeth
- Play Houdini with one of your siblings
- Braid your dog's hair
- Clean and polish your belly button
- Water your dog...see if he grows
- Wash a tree
- … read more »

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"The egg"

9 • Day 1,788, 07:14 • Published in Poland Poland

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You were on your way home when you died.

It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless death. The EMTs tried their best to save you, but to no avail. … read more »

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Thermodynamics of Hell!

1 • Day 1,769, 06:51 • Published in Poland Poland

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A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question:

"Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof."

Most of the students wrote … read more »

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Lateral thinking!

1 • Day 1,765, 15:59 • Published in Poland Poland

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Social interactions and entertainment

1. There is a man who lives on the top floor of a very tall
building. Everyday he gets the elevator down to the ground floor
to leave the building to go to work.

Upon returning from work though, he can only travel half … read more »