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Joke of the Day - Hot sister

17 • Day 670, 18:04 • Published in Australia Australia •

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Hot Sister

True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way; my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? … read more »

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Joke of the Day - Interesting Facts

15 • Day 664, 01:31 • Published in Australia Australia •


Subject: Interesting facts !!


If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)


If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, … read more »

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Joke of the day - What causes arthritis

13 • Day 663, 05:19 • Published in Australia Australia •


What Causes Arthritis?


A drunken man who smelled like a stale beer mat, sat down on a subway next to a priest.
The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of … read more »

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Joke of the day - giving up wine

7 • Day 662, 03:34 • Published in Australia Australia •



Giving Up wine



I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, ' … read more »

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Joke of the Day - Duty of Wives

10 • Day 661, 04:02 • Published in Australia Australia •



Duties of Wives


Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
their new wives duties.

Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had
told his wife she needed to do all the dishes … read more »