Joke of the day - What causes arthritis
Binda33
What Causes Arthritis?
A drunken man who smelled like a stale beer mat, sat down on a subway next to a priest.
The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.
After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, 'Say Father, what causes arthritis?' The priest replies, 'My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and the lack of a bath.' The drunk muttered in response, 'Well, I'll be damned', then returned to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. 'I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?'
The drunk answered, 'I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does.'
Comments
Dohohohoohohohohohohoohhoooo
lmfao
Hehe didn't see that coming. 🙂
lol
All I can say is that priests should never lie. 😛
lol nice one
lol!
lmfao, I knew it'd be something like that.
You should go for president!
Saw it coming, But I've never heard it so it was great 😃
Sick Sock:
Someone who picked jokes from the internet doesnt make a good president 😶
(Sorry Binda, if you make them urself)
Meadow, that's harsh. 🙁
Fabulous!