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The rantings and ravings of Mellie, coming to your house since late Beta.

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The Real Reason for War

18 • Day 427, 08:08 • Published in USA USA •

Members of this eWorld, I have a confession to make. For some time now, I have been noticing a change in our President and my husband, Justinious McWalburgson III. Over the past few weeks, he has been growing full of jealous rage. Many can

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51

Wedding Transcript

38 • Day 424, 20:19 • Published in USA USA •

For those of you who could not attend the wedding, I have copied and pasted the log for you 😃

[20:00] * Justinious smiles
[20:01] {@Special_Bot} eMynz & eWimminz, we are gathered here today to witness the joining of Vice President of the United

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The Wedding of JustiniousPi

53 • Day 421, 00:06 • Published in USA USA •

My fellow eRepublikans -

Over the past few weeks, I have been getting slammed with questions regarding the wedding of Justin and I. So, today, we set a date and have begun planning the wedding! We have a special invitation to extend to all of

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Congratulations Mr. President

20 • Day 413, 01:19 • Published in USA USA •

Elections Results
Justinious McWalburson III - 531
Uncle Sam - 511
Desertfalcon - 302
Peter Green - 74
Gaveedra - 35

Congratulations
It is with great honor that I announce we have a new President, Mr. Justinious McWalburgson … read more »

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The Congresswoman from Alaska Speaks About the January Administration

22 • Day 410, 05:14 • Published in USA USA •

Author's Note: I’ve noticed that this elections campaign has been one that has a lack of personal flair. Rather than write the traditional campaign platform, Justin and I decided to give this election a personal touch. This piece is one I am … read more »