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The rantings and ravings of Mellie, coming to your house since late Beta.

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Changes Abound!

6 • Day 319, 10:04 • Published in Turkey Turkey •

After a fairly quiet reign in the presidential palace by Queen Huffle, changes have been sweeping through eTurkey under the commandment of BattalGazi! I can't even remember everything that has happened 🙂 Our trade agreement was canceled with

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A Break From Seriousness

10 • Day 318, 11:46 • Published in Turkey Turkey •

The news in eTurkey has been kind of serious as of late. There have been very few personal interest type stories published. So, today, "A Timely Bitch" is taking a break from reporting serious news to give you an AmeriTurk family update.

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My More Eloquent Elections Coverage

12 • Day 317, 09:12 • Published in Turkey Turkey •

President
BattalGazi (MHC)

Congressmen List
Hufflepuff (TJU)
Dimatrios (TJU)
Baruch ben Kahane (TJU)
ultraslanzh (MHC)
Vanjaturk (ABK)
ZeYd (MHC)
tekebas (MHC)
inverus (MHC)
Magirus (MHC)
chichled (MHC)
tekyoldevrim (MHC) … read more »

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Elections Results

26 • Day 317, 00:09 • Published in Turkey Turkey •

I got this from Emerick...I\\\'m not going to even try to pretend that I got it myself 🙂

Turkey
BattalGazi 164
Vanjaturk 149
Baruch ben Kahane 26
Ertugrul Han 10
CakaBey 8

Congress Votes
Müdafaa-i Hukuk Cemiyeti 150
The Jewish Unity

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October Elections

7 • Day 315, 21:06 • Published in Turkey Turkey •

Greetings Fellow eRepublikans!

Today, we at "A Timely Bitch" are here to make some recommendations for the upcoming elections and open a discussion forum to help inform the leaders of this great nation on the tough choices they must make in this

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