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We Need More Donations!

9 • Day 257, 11:00 • Published in Czech Republic

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In an effort to lower inflation, we have been burning quite a lot of money. Anyways, after donating 3500 CZK so far today, I've raised another 1000 to donate. But this time, I will only donate it if we can raise another 3 000 by the end of today.

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Inflation - A Proposal

5 • Day 257, 08:23 • Published in Czech Republic

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As many of us know, our country has gone through some very tough times. Ever since the betrayal of a previous president of ours, we have been burdened with very large rates of inflation. Since then, our presidents, or Tsars as we now like to call

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Health Care - Coming Soon!

1 • Day 246, 11:57 • Published in Czech Republic

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That's right! The NISP have recently funded the creation of a new company dedicated to bringing health care to our great country! We may be new to the inner-workings of this world, but we do know that it takes a lot of work to build a hospital, so

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An Apology From The NISP

10 • Day 246, 08:09 • Published in Czech Republic

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People of the great Czech Republic,

It has come to the attention of the NISP, that some of our members have been violating the constitution, causing unnecesary flame wars, and above all, ruining all that Vaclave, our current president, has worked