News With a Nutsack - newspaper of Dekona Rodriguez

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Congress in Taiwan

2 • Day 1,062, 10:49 • Published in Republic of China (Taiwan)

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I would like to announce my intent on running for congress in Taiwan, and I wish to outline my views so you know how I will act as a congressman in this vital time in Taiwan's existence. Our first session of congress will help define Taiwan to the

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My Views on Taiwan

5 • Day 1,058, 17:44 • Published in Republic of China (Taiwan)

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I have only been playing erep for 3 days now consecutively. I recently heard that it was switched back from v2, which was why I left, however I am now glad to be back. Thailand seemed doomed to be captured by Indonesia so I decided to flee to the

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My Candidacy For Congress

2 • Day 941, 16:55 • Published in Thailand

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For all those here in Thailand, I would like to introduce myself. I am new to Thia politics so I guess it would be nice for me to introduce myself. As of now I am the president of the Thia Military Party, which by what I have heard was once a party

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There Was A Beaver In My Pants

1 • Day 840, 19:25 • Published in Mexico Mexico

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It was very uncomfortable and it made me itch. I think it gave me something. No silly not an STD! Get your mind out of the gutter! Now where was I? Oh yeah, beaver, pants, present. So he gave me a box of chocolates so I thought, 'what does he want

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The Need to Make Fortresses

0 • Day 839, 19:59 • Published in Mexico Mexico

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All around the eworld, more particularly in larger countries I have lived in or seen fortress regions, and. For those who don't know what a fortress region is, it is a region with a q5 hospital and q5 defense system. Fortress regions are extremely