The Colonial - newspaper of Teh User

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The irony.

9 • Day 796, 14:17 • Published in United Kingdom

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The many claims that we are 'Junior' to Hungary and Serbia, and then we see the USA bossing Canada around claiming that they're liberating the British from our "puppet state".

Canada meanwhile is ruled by Jacobi, and I cannot remember a

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A triumphant return? Teh User for Northern Ireland.

1 • Day 795, 13:43 • Published in United Kingdom

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As someone who has been inactive for a few months and has just made his return, I'm hoping to get elected. Why?

Well, I want to get more involved with British politics again. I'm happy with our government and want to help it run the country more

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Behold, a Manifesto for Scotland

8 • Day 673, 10:54 • Published in United Kingdom

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Same thing as usual from me, you get what you vote for, a hard working candidate who votes in the best interests of the country in general. I may disagree with your viewpoint, however, in that case what I am doing is for the best of the country.

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Dancing on an Extinct Volcano.

4 • Day 670, 11:17 • Published in United Kingdom

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As Gustav Stresemann, the Chancellor of the Weimar Republic once said, 'Germany is dancing on a volcano.' This was due to its loans with the U.S, just before the Wall Street Crash of 1929. The volcano "erupted" after the banks recalled their loans,

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Teh User - Returning to the North West

2 • Day 642, 15:20 • Published in United Kingdom

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As usual, I'm not going to give the traditional manifesto.

All I'll say is I'm going for one more triumphant time in parliament. What you need to know is that: You can trust me, you can expect me to make the right decisions and as usual, any new