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As Gustav Stresemann, the Chancellor of the Weimar Republic once said, 'Germany is dancing on a volcano.' This was due to its loans with the U.S, just before the Wall Street Crash of 1929. The volcano "erupted" after the banks recalled their loans, leading to Nazism in Europe and the Second World War.

The same could be said of the eUK, it has been dancing on a volcano too in recent times, at least that's what the U.S has said. Emerick, while Country President of the USA, vowed that we'd be first on the hit list 'as soon as America reclaims all of its states'. (By the way, in eRepublik there are no such things as states, it's regions.) Fast forward over a month, and the tide of the war just keeps turning around and around, with PEACE always having a new trick in its bag. At this rate, the volcano we're dancing on is long dormant. By the time the USA has got all of its territories back (if it ever does, there is that possibility too), the volcano will be extinct, inside it will be a shell of a nation void of gold and struggling to finance their own markets, let alone a full blown war with the UK and other countries it has vowed revenge on, as well as the fact that the unofficial 4 month peace with Portugal and Indonesia will be nearing an end too.

So, I therefore call on the US to stop dillydallying and invade us already. If you pack the punch, do it. Try and invade a nation that in real life has by 200 years the longest run of uninterrupted sovereignty, since 1066 and technically, since 860. We'll hit back, hard, and it turns out your science experiment volcano with baking soda and vinegar will be disintegrated by the combined might of the PEACE volcano.

Your resident analyst on the U.S of Fail,

Teh User