Holy Leader Chronicle - newspaper of elephantman

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Our Glorious Leader's Election is Rigged!

49 • Day 502, 10:22 • Published in South Korea

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Our election is being made a joke, our Glorious Leader is not happy that these vile socialist pigs are dishonouring our traditions. We have worked for the peoples right to have our Glorious Leader lead once again and it is shameful what they have

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Gifts for our Glorious Leader

10 • Day 501, 11:23 • Published in South Korea

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Once again we are here to make this country a better place, some would say the best and the only way we can do this is by working together. We must work for our Glorious Leader, quit your jobs and come to work for the glory to our Glorious Leader.

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Springfield Official Dance

37 • Day 306, 15:14 • Published in USA USA

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As your new Mayor I've decided we NEED to show our state and country pride by choosing an official dance and song.

I hope we can all agree this is the best choice.

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=eyqUj3PGHv4&my=1[/youtube]

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I am your Mayor and lord of all things.

146 • Day 306, 00:26 • Published in USA USA

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Firstly I would like to thank everyone that believed in me, and in my vision for a gayer Springfield. I know my platform was not well liked by most and it is controversial, but I am fervent about the rights of the homosexual citizens of the eUSA.