I am your Mayor and lord of all things.
Day 306, 00:26
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by elephantman
Firstly I would like to thank everyone that believed in me, and in my vision for a gayer Springfield. I know my platform was not well liked by most and it is controversial, but I am fervent about the rights of the homosexual citizens of the eUSA.
I would like to take this time to announce that here in Springfield we do not judge, we accept all regardless of age, race, sex or even sexual orientation.
For a gayer eAmerican, I did not become mayor of Springfield by treating this like a game.
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOK 🙂
wow...
I don\'t understand the comments, what\'s the problem? My platform was clear, why would everyone vote for me if they didn\'t agree?
hah hah . . another joke. . good luck
What\'s so funny?
They\'re in denial about their orientation, they\'re just not out of the closet yet.
Sorry, Emerick, I find that offensive, how dare you use such an offensive word against my people.
We accept anyone, gay, lesbian or straight, using words like yours is just unacceptable.
... o.O
Freedom and tolerance for all! Like democracy intended.
I think it is time to allow same sex marriage in Springfield!
Emerick, there is no need to ruin this noble mans article with homophobia.
We need homosexual life style lessons is all pre-schools. They need to know its ok to have two daddies. Make them watch \"my two dads\" re-runs.
No one voted for you. Your Goon friends did and thats all. You won Political Takeover style. You brought enough people to win and won by cheating. Nothing to it. Though now I may pursue other interests. Also don\'t play innocent. I saw the message from your Goon saying haha and \"Don\"t mess with us next time. I hope you\"ve learned your lesson.\" This was not some sort of thing to be Mayor in your own land it was just another pathetic attempt to shut me up.
Armandio, your \"about\" tag still says \"Mayor of Springfield\" please change. thanks.
Oh dang sorry about that. Thanks for the reminder.
Armandio, I feel very sad that you think that way. I work, train, and buy goods just like any other player in the game. Is it because I am a goon that I\'m not a person? You know whom else dehumanized their antagonists before committing genocide?
That\'s right, Gargemel. You don\'t want to be gargamel do you?
I don\'t work to dehumanize anyone. I work to prove the Goons are not the righteous saviors of the Jews as they claim. No savior would seek to do what you people have done. You lie and lie and still yet lie. Maybe there will be a day when at least a SINGLE Goon realizes the truth about the Goons. You people think you do things for fun. Sure you Goons can say some funny stuff and I share that laugh as well but theres things you Goons do that is no joking matter.
Let me say I will not support people who would force people to join their Party or else they would starve. You people work only for yourselfs and the destruction of the game. I feel sad that you Goons do what you do. Maybe if you changed your ways I could to but I will not change my ways in the face of monsters such as you people. Give me a reason why I should not oppose the Goons and back it up with solid proof instead of false promises and maybe then I will change my ways.
Look for a girlfriend.
So, is this a joke or not?
Because if it isn\'t then that\'s kinda weird.
And iscariote, he wouldn\'t be looking for a girlfriend.
\"Give me a reason why I should not oppose the Goons and back it up with solid proof instead of false promises and maybe then I will change my ways.\"
Because if you harass us we will come and take you over. The proof of this is you crying ITT.
FREEDOM FROM FEAR! FREEDOM FROM DA GOONS!!!
ELEPHANTMAN THINKS HES AN AIRPLANE! BEWARE OF THE INSANE!!!
I\'m not in a goon party and I don\'t work for a goon company and I\'m not starving.
How do we cheat? How do we lie? We do nothing that is outside the conventions of the game and in fact add a lot of roleplaying to it!
In fact, not only do we emphasize roleplaying, we have tried to return Jeruselam to sovereignity via petition (because the game doesn\'t support it). This was denied but whom else have supported them so much to even try it?
The only lies I see here are yours and I think it very sad that you would devote so much of your personal time to ruining the game for other players. We\'ve migrated to many countries in an effort to avoid griefers whom have plagued us because of their own paranoid misconceptions of how we play. Please don\'t be one of them.
i want to know why the hell this got voted up 33 times
\"I want to know why the hell this got voted up 33 times\"
35 times now. We are just showing our appreciate at Armandio bending over to allow our members to penetrate Americas political space.
See Phondeux your comments are just proof of what you think is funny but is honestly not.
I do not oppose Israeli Freedom but they need to do it like every other Country WAIT UNTIL V1 AND HAVE A RESISTANCE WAR.
You are cheaters by how Elephantman won office. He did have the support of the people. All you did was bring a whole bunch of Goons from Mexico to vote for him. THIS IS EXACTLY HOW VICTOR WON THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS IN IRELAND A WHILE AGO, except this was for Mayor. You Goons even accused Victor of cheating by how he won, would it not be the same for you Goons.
What about all the Turkish Refugees. I have talked with some of them. They have told me they had to join the Goon party or else they would starve because you had to join the Goon party to get a job that paid a good salary. That counts as starvation and should be a crime but no Goon has paid for it.
Hey roleplaying is okay and fun but when you roleplay as people trying to destroy the game it is not so fun.
You think I may be crying well your wrong. Im just flat out angry at how you can sit there and LIE and think of yourself as righteous. Instead of trolling and seeking to destroy peoples ambitions why don\'t you convince people you are actually good. You tell me and everyone else you Goons are so good, you have not proved it once, not ONCE.
I am an understanding person and love to BS with people and some of you Goons aren\'t half bad. Maybe we could make a deal. You guys stop trolling, harassing me, and insulting all of the US and I will leave you guys alone and accept all of your guys friend requests.
Congratulations, the last thing Springfield needed was more egays!
See, mayors aren\'t worthless...
I say vote it up so everyone see this and sees what he is saying!
Phondeux we aren\'t so different dude. My BIGEST problem is your trolling and your sense of humor. I see now that your goals aren\'t to destroy economies but you shouldn\'t invent your own humor that was not intended in this game. It may be boring but one thing we do not need is the Goons insults and rudeness. Take out your insults and rude humor and I would honestly consider unblocking every single Goon.
Goons win! Hooray!
This is NOT cheating; gold duping is cheating. Multi accounting is cheating. Moving to a place just to vote is part of the game mechanics and until there is a rule against it then you are not able to claim it\'s cheating.
Goons win. Armandia/Capelli King loses.
Which on of you goons is pretending to be Armandio? There\'s no way anyone would say half of the things he\'s said and not be joking.
i support this article.
the ex mayor should be working hand in hand with elephantman for a gayer springfield
Torgo knows pity for those who froth at the mouth in a bout of apoplexy. If the eWorld is too exciting for some, then perhaps they should turn off their computer and go for a nice walk.
EMERICK IS A HOMOPHOBE!
Armandio, if you see that we do nothing wrong in this game but make it more interesting, which you said in your last post, then shut up and stop hate mongering.
THe Goons are are plague on this world, and this nation! Anyone who is against them come and join us as we, the Church, begin to push against them with many others. I also do not agree with this homosexual agenda of demoralization. It goes against the Old Morals the Church stands for.
oh ya, and your \"lord of all things\" statement is blasphamy!
So your telling me that the Mayor of Springfield is gay?
Yeah...Gayer springfield? Keep jokin...Good thing I\'m in Oklahoma City >_>
i like where this is going!
I support you, oh noble mayor colleague!
Wow..
I need to get out of Springfield, ASAP!
TIS A GAY R3V0LUTI0N 0MG RUN T0 TH3 HILLZ
H3T3R0S3XUALS RIS3 UP AND STRIK3 D0WN THIS GAY R3V0LUTI0N!
springfield = the real san francisco
breeders gtfo
Huh what is that supposed to mean bswx?
Armandio, I don\'t know if your parents have told you this yet, but in order to make a baby it takes a man and a woman who really love each other...
Your kidding me...
No im kidding you 🙂. Do you know what a Heterosexual is....
LOL... another \'poon\' maker here...
@Armandio :ROFL!
I believe that we are having a moral cricis in this country and believe that it is time we as a people and nation must stand against it. Springfield is just the start of moral decay. Unite with the Church and we will spread through peace the message of God and not violance, but we will move for moral justice in this great nation
you cant even spell violence you illiterate Infidel
You\'re all insane for pushing things upon one another. If the mayor is gay, let him be gay. If you aren\'t gay, then don\'t be gay. I don\'t support homosexuals, but in order for democracy to succeed then our actions in our own homes should be private. Bringing issues of personal morals in to the public atmosphere only causes anger which brings about further immorality by people. Leave personal morals and social standards out of politics. Freedom of speech for all!
Looking forward to beautiful, natural, sweaty gay sex in Springfield!