Our Glorious Leader's Election is Rigged!
Day 502, 10:22
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Published in South Korea 
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by elephantman
Our election is being made a joke, our Glorious Leader is not happy that these vile socialist pigs are dishonouring our traditions. We have worked for the peoples right to have our Glorious Leader lead once again and it is shameful what they have done.
This is why I will be offering 1 gold per vote to anyone who is willing to come to our country and free our people from these socialist pigs.
If you need help moving here or if you are worried we will not pay, I guarantee you that once we are the winners and you can prove that you voted for our Glorious Leaders candidate I will be held to my word.
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I voted for dear leader, i would like 1 gold
Gold pls!
Glorious election will be won!
The capitalist pigs have made a mockery of the south korean people and our wonderful voting system. We must respond in kind and oust these money hungry pig-dogs from power.
ha cant win yourself so your looking for aid pathetic I spit on you the lowest of men
Only those who have moved from other countries to vote for us will receive any payment.
Wesley we only follow in the footsteps of those capitalist pig dogs to right what is wrong.
I move from imperialist pig nation of germany to vote, gold plz
Comrade elephantman is right, we are only using the same tactics that the corrupt ruling class has used against us. Justice will prevail eventually, our Dear Leader will make sure of it.
As long as the bourgeois parliament remains a means of duping the workers, and phrases about “democracy” are used to cover up financial swindling and every kind of bribery (the particularly “subtle” brand of bribery the bourgeoisie practise with regard to writers, N.P.s, lawyers, and others is nowhere to be seen on so wide a scale as in the bourgeois parliament), we Communists are in duty bound to be in this very institution (which is supposed to express the people’s will but actually covers up the deception of the people by the wealthy) to untiringly expose this deception, and expose each and every case of the Renners and Co.’s desertion to the capitalists, against the workers.
Election is a farce, bought and rebought, only mighty wisdom of Glorious Leader will bring tranquility to the land.
True revolution is impossible without the spilled of capitalist blood! They system rigs the vote! Toil in mills with sweat of brow and polls are closed when work ends! Disaster! Imprecation!
truly dishonorable comrade gladney, truly dishonorable. I share your pain for subversion of will of people, but worry not. Glorious Leader has destiny for Korea, he cannot be defeated; he is far too glorious. Rejoice comrade, for coming revolution.
By the way, I moved here and voted so where's my gold?
no1kevlin you did not vote as Dear Leader wishes, you are a filthy imperialist pig of a liar.
Ah.
The goons are offering gold for votes.
This is a symphony for my ears...
Truly, Lordslowpoke, the only symphony to grace your unworthy, filthy capitalist ears should be the beneficent, harmonious voice of Glorious Leader delivering swift chastisement and, perhaps, forgiveness for the wrongs you have committed against Him.
Well we were expecting around 75 votes for the eTurk/eKorean candidate.
Brodie may of got a few stragglers but we're still there or there abouts.
So even though I voted for your guy you call me names and insult me and wont pay me my gold? Nice to know that you are a bunch of liars and losers.
I think they are just pissed cause you keep posting very long comments.
You guys are pig-disgusting.
Kelvin, stop being such a moran and read last paragraph of the article:
"I guarantee you that once we are the winners and you can prove that you voted for our Glorious Leaders candidate I will be held to my word."
I have worked in the bread mines my entire life from the age of eight, and even I picked up on that first time. Do you have the brain of an ox? Or maybe sleeping with a pillow full of money has affected your thought process.
After capitalist Turks rape Korean homeland then you cry. You cry and Glorious Leader be there for you. Pick you up gently like wayward child, and place on path to righteousness through the people! The mountain dragons cry for your stupidity.
Dude honestly wtf
Fret not my brethren. Dear Glorious Leader will persist, and break through this barrier of political riff raff like so much caviar.
i'll give the goons one thing: they deliver the lulz.
Caviar is for filthy oppressive capitalists, you will eat turnips like a good citizen!!! Glorious leader gave us turnip to sustain us in times of oppression. It is hardy and delicious, like Korean soul.
Glorious leader is great!
Can I have my gold so that I can melt it down into a statue of Our Glorious Leader?
The Glorious Leader does not provide these so-called 'lulz'. 'Lulz' are a lie created by a fragment of our Party, a fragment which turned away from the difficult path of pure Socialist thought to indulge their petty desires for inflicting suffering on the masses.
The Glorious Leader frowns upon these 'lulz'.
Glorious Leader shall mine gold from space and pay us all soon enough!
Capitalists rig election to make us suffer. WHY!?
"once we are the winners and you can prove that you voted for our Glorious Leaders candidate" = he will not pay
plus tickets are quite expensive, so it won't worth for anyone to come for a vote. In addition, if you were a real communist, you wouldn't use such methods to get votes. I think this is just a show of your hypocrisy.
Capitalist swine dare question methods of Glorious Leader?!?! I bet you no cause thunderstorms when you yell; you cause headaches in your life mate. Glorious Leader methods 100% beyond reproach capitalist oppressor. You will soon taste bitter parsnip of defeat!!
prove you voted scum
Moldovia supports glorius leader!
I voted for Glorious Leader and I did not even need the generous offer of gold to do so. The gold will be better used for the good of the people as Glorious Leader sees fit. Glorious Leader shall cleanse Korea of the capitalist pigdogs!
I live in Turkey!
sup goons?
Glorious Leader? Glorious Election?
this is crazy.
Ima start a newspaper just to tell the eKoreans how moronic you are.
Why must we have people as such when we are trying to lift this country up?
we're having enough trouble even with the people who are dedicated in building up this country.
and you people just start wanting to FcK up with your glorious crap.
Enough.
Go find your glory in a different country where people actually know that
THEIR VOTE IS MORE WORTHY THAN ONE GOLD.
we are trying to lift korea up.
and we're doing alrite.
so please.
Just mass migrate to America.
where they have too many citizens that you wont be even heard.
no1kevin even if you did vote for us you were here before I posted this article, this doesn't apply to anyone who was already here.
JELY Glorious Leader has shared with us a vision of a Supreme Korea united by our love of him!
the fine print mr kevlinn.
when in power and vote is provewn, you get paid. you will be paid by glorious leader in glorious lead time
I am very happy, for Our Leader gives me and my countrymen strength!
I moved from the Land of Imperialist Running Dogs for the greater glory of our beloved leader.
KELVIN #1은 분명히 동성애를 하고 있다는 연구조사 결과가 있습니다.
Democracy will rule again and i do hope China flattens Communist rebels.