The Shenanigans Picayune - newspaper of Al-Khwarizmi

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V1: The Good, The Bad and The Ugly (letter from the editor)

9 • Day 338, 07:21 • Published in Pakistan

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It's been something like ten days since v1 came live, and it seems to at least be working at a reasonable speed and not too many bugs now (not many more than the beta, at least); so I think now is the right time to do what I refrained from doing

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Repeating history (opinion section)

4 • Day 317, 15:31 • Published in Pakistan

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It is often said that "those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it", and that seems to be the case of the so-called "liberation fronts" that plague our country. The situation, where two fronts are competing for ultimate lameness, reminds us of

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A new New World is to come (religious section)

11 • Day 316, 05:24 • Published in Pakistan

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As every Pakistani must know, we are now in the interval of time in which, according to the prophecies written by Abdul Yusuf before his tragic death, the world will experiment a sudden change for the better:

"A new New World shall be born / In

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Swedes to monopolise Russian resources, backstab Atlantis (international section)

30 • Day 314, 06:58 • Published in Pakistan

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According to our correspondents in Northern Europe, the Atlantis alliance is on the verge of a split due to political maneuvers by founding country Sweden. Some Nordic news outlets have suggested the creation of a [a url=http://www.erepublik.com/

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A letter from China (letters to the editor)

10 • Day 303, 04:00 • Published in Pakistan

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Dear Editor,

I would like to use your newspaper to make the population of our glorious nation aware of the distress that we, citizens of Chengdu, are experiencing.

As many of my neighbours, I was born in China when it was an independent nation,