XXII: Uh-Oh Canada

Day 1,571, 20:07 Published in USA USA by Jude Connors





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My Fellow Americans, Our Canadian Brothers, and Pfeiffer:

Greetings and Salutations:

When I first became Vice President of the United States, I was planning to not be the ordinary, run-of-the-mill type of VP. In my first address to the nation, I stated that I've got a few pet projects I will be working on this term.... I had planned on those projects being domestic affairs projects, but I have lately taken on some other projects. The one I wish to speak about to you all today, concerns our brothers in the Great White North, Canada.





Apparently there is a sort of coup or mutiny going on in Canada, eh? After failing to oust the Canadian President Acacia Mason by using intimidation tactics and a failed Impeachment, a group of e😜ats lead by Ralph Kline have decided to fight AGAINST their own country. As I am writing this right now, they are currently tanking against Canada in Scotland against the UK.




Let me make this perfectly clear.

The United States will not stand by and allow our allies to rot from the inside out. The foolish who fight against their own nation in an attempt to come to power must not be allowed to do so. To do nothing would be a disservice to Canada, to Terra, to EDEN, and to the United States herself.

We will not allow power-hungry maniacs to come to power in an allied nation. We defend our allies, politically, economically, and militarily. Those responsible should ask themselves if their current course of action is the best course of action. In the eyes of America, Canada is too close to home to sit by and do nothing.

Consider this, and understand that further action will result in even further reaction.

Canada, don't make it end up crazxy. Just eat some real bacon and fix this. lolCanada... y u so dumb?





Jude Connors
eRepublik's Favorite Hippie
Vice President of the United States