Why I voted for St Krems

Day 1,020, 15:59 Published in USA Netherlands by rainy sunday

...and think you should, too.

I first became acquainted with St Krems a little over a year ago. He was a bright and spirited young man and sure to be a rising star. I admired from afar as he served the Federalist Party well, stepping into the party's Vice President position mid-term and never missing a beat. He served diligently in Congress for four consecutive terms, whilst continuing his party work with the Federalists, then moving up to excel in Executive and administrative work. His performance as Chief of Staff was outstanding, rivaled by none I've had the pleasure to witness before or since.

When rumours of a domestic terrorist organization surfaced, I witnessed the US scramble to action. Concerned citizens nation-wide were forced into questioning the true intentions of this raucous and controversial young group, you know them today as the S.E.E.S. Party. Founded and led by St Krems and his cohorts, S.E.E.S. entered the political arena amid a firestorm of the Greatest proportion. Members of S.E.E.S. continue to embrace St Krems because we recognize brilliance, determination and the willingness to sacrifice all for love. We desire to see America led by the sharpest of minds and expect nothing less than excellence on the world stage.

St Krems delivers.
An Important Message from your President

When others are talking, St Krems is doing. He knows how to prioritize his responsibilities and he knows to whom and what to delegate when shit needs to get done. He works tirelessly to improve the lives of all Americans. And he loves you. He really, really loves you.

Re-Elect St Krems for US President and help keep the US on the march to Greatness.
Don't take my word for it, see what others have to say:
from Gulden Draak's The Paper Mache
Chisholm's musings




St Krems has the will...today, the means are in your hands. Vote smart, Re-Elect St Krems.



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