White House Press Release - Jan. 9th

Day 1,146, 16:14 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room
"A well-spent day brings happy sleep."

The Eagles Network
A long time ago, in a WHPR far, far away, there was this thing called Media Idol.

It drew together the nation’s finest writers in a glorious competition for a spot to win a sponsorship by the government. The winners would receive the ability to use the WHPR whenever they wished to promote media of their own, would have their papers recognized in the WHPR, and would receive special offers of other advertisement.



I am pleased to finally announce the winners of that long lost competition.
Athanaric
CRoy
HobbitTon
Lieutenant Scheisskopf
PigInZen

These five writers have been voted by you, America, and have been chosen as the finest writers in the land! With their success comes the WHPR access and advertisement previously mentioned. Congratulations to these fine writers!

And to those of you who did not win, just because this group did does not mean there won’t be other opportunities for fun media this month. 😉

Keep your eyes peeled.



Ask and You Shall Receive
The President want’s your questions so that you can get the answers you desire. This government isn’t just about saying what’s good for the nation, but helping the citizens of our country understand the decisions being made and allowing them to voice their concerns.


This is what we don't want.

Haliman is open to all questions, so feel free to ask. With our nation facing such great changes, it’s necessary not just for yourself but for others to understand. Be sure to check your Vice President’s and President’s papers for their responses to your questions!



Engaging the Minds of the Many
As stated in the previously mentioned Presidential paper, Operation: Clickaholics is now under way. At its core this program seeks to get in touch with every member of our nation. It’s all part of our government’s attempts to get its people involved with the decisions and actions our country takes.


Oh the fun we could have!

Volunteers are needed to help reach out to our citizens in game especially, so if you have free time and the will to do it, this program will provide a huge benefit for our citizenry. As a former Director of Mass Messaging, I can assure you that it is worthwhile to get the responses back from people through programs like this.

Sign up to help reach out.


A Lion to Frighten Wolves
The world as we know it is changing. We are on the brink of a great new allying of nations, and it is a necessary faculty of our government to be as active in promoting and concerning itself with this change as possible.

Our future as a nation rests on the responsibility of our people to be communicative with our interests abroad.



The State Department is looking for new ambassadors to help secure our place in the world. It is organized, efficient, and is one of the most valuable things you can do for yourself and the country.

The sign up link is here. Help America be secure. The future of our place in this game will rest on your actions.


Forward unto dawn!
~The White House Media Department