[POTUS] Clickaholics is a Go!
Day 1,145, 16:50
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by Haliman
Domestic
As promised, here is Operation: Cllickaholics!
Our goal with this operation will be to engage two clickers who may have ignored the New Citizen Message on something with older, more experienced players. Whether this is the military, executive work, or getting involved in a political party, we must find something they enjoy!
A lot of you know the demographic that I am trying to target, because you used to be a part of it: the group of people who sign on, work, train, eat, and leave. Maybe they throw a battle or two in, but that’s not guaranteed. If we give these people more to enjoy in this game, our country will be a better place!
The idea: we’ll send out a message to everyone in the country over the course of my term. We’ll spread it out nice and even so we don’t have to do it all in one go, and so people don’t get fried from the Mass Messaging
Without further ado, I present the Operation: Clickaholics sign up form! We need volunteers for this program to work, so sign up now!
You will be contacted a few days before your scheduled time, so please tell us if you will be able to attend!
Foreign
A few updates on Foreign affairs.
First, INCI is a major group of Turks (INCI is their version of 4chan) who just want a country for themselves. We’re granting them 5 citizenships to make companies and get the 10% work bonus. This will not cause a PTO of our country with just 5 citizenships. They come in peace, so we do too.
We’re still working on PanAm, and things are going great! We’re getting a lot of response, as well as a lot of contacts. This brings me to my next point...
...We may have new allies. My people have been working tirelessly on one in particular, but I won’t mention any country names...
...A teaser?
/me winks
Question of the Article:
Alright guys, here are the results for last article’s question!
Which PHOENIX country do you most want to ally with?
Argentina - 10
France - 8
Serbia - 8
Russia - 7
United Kingdom - 6
Indonesia - 5
Hungary - 3
Germany - 2
Iran - 2
Portugal - 1
Turkey - 1
Be sure to answer this next question:
Which of our allies do you feel is our closest friend?
And finally, watch out for my Vice-President, SGGHays to post an “Ask the President” article tomorrow. I’ll answer the questions on Monday, and get you guys an update on the Exec on Wednesday!
Until Next Time,
Haliman
As promised, here is Operation: Cllickaholics!
Our goal with this operation will be to engage two clickers who may have ignored the New Citizen Message on something with older, more experienced players. Whether this is the military, executive work, or getting involved in a political party, we must find something they enjoy!
A lot of you know the demographic that I am trying to target, because you used to be a part of it: the group of people who sign on, work, train, eat, and leave. Maybe they throw a battle or two in, but that’s not guaranteed. If we give these people more to enjoy in this game, our country will be a better place!
The idea: we’ll send out a message to everyone in the country over the course of my term. We’ll spread it out nice and even so we don’t have to do it all in one go, and so people don’t get fried from the Mass Messaging
😛
Without further ado, I present the Operation: Clickaholics sign up form! We need volunteers for this program to work, so sign up now!
You will be contacted a few days before your scheduled time, so please tell us if you will be able to attend!
Foreign
A few updates on Foreign affairs.
First, INCI is a major group of Turks (INCI is their version of 4chan) who just want a country for themselves. We’re granting them 5 citizenships to make companies and get the 10% work bonus. This will not cause a PTO of our country with just 5 citizenships. They come in peace, so we do too.
We’re still working on PanAm, and things are going great! We’re getting a lot of response, as well as a lot of contacts. This brings me to my next point...
...We may have new allies. My people have been working tirelessly on one in particular, but I won’t mention any country names...
...A teaser?
/me winks
Question of the Article:
Alright guys, here are the results for last article’s question!
Which PHOENIX country do you most want to ally with?
Argentina - 10
France - 8
Serbia - 8
Russia - 7
United Kingdom - 6
Indonesia - 5
Hungary - 3
Germany - 2
Iran - 2
Portugal - 1
Turkey - 1
Be sure to answer this next question:
Which of our allies do you feel is our closest friend?
And finally, watch out for my Vice-President, SGGHays to post an “Ask the President” article tomorrow. I’ll answer the questions on Monday, and get you guys an update on the Exec on Wednesday!
Until Next Time,
Haliman
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That was fast!
sounds pretty cool to me
I will look into arranging Clickaholics Anonymous for the following month
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nice idea. weird this did not exist before...
Nice idea. Copy, copy 😃
USA and Russia? O_o
I wouldn't mind having them as allies, but methinks they would. lol
Voted, doesn't seem like a presidential article though...don't know why, it just doesn't 😛😛
Voted, doesn't seem like a presidential article though...don't know why, it just doesn't 😛
Agreed, good article though, maybe the poll throws it off 😁
great work POTUS
Great article haliman *.*
Voted!
Russia.
I want get the work bonus too but my citizenship still in wait list 🙁
Why don't you just MM the USWP? Or do you want to target the two-clickers that didn't vote you into office?
I am just going to ask, cause it's on everyone's minds. "How can we trust the Turks?" I've been told that they are absolutely 100% untrustworthy. What assurances have you/we been given as to their behavior? What actions can we take if their behavior becomes detrimental to the eUS? How can we track their actions?
Good luck with MM'ing everyone. That is gonna be da bawls.
No Brazil? Disappointment.
@Alexander_Auctoritas
They are coming whether we like it or not. That 1k baby boom today wasn't brought on by Americans. Probably best to treat them friendly until they show hostilities.
To answer your question, we can't trust them 100%, they aren't the type of people you can trust 100%. I think we can trust that we don't know what they will do. If you hop around their website for awhile you might see what I'm talking about. You don't need to read Turkish to get a feel of what their group is like.
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I guess my point is, if we don't give them citizenship then we know we don't have a problem. What I want to know is: 'Does RodDamon approve of this message?'
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We have a problem if we don't give them citizenship. Namely the 1000 new citizens they dropped on us...
Russia? lol.
omg, i dont trust a russian as far as i can throw a t85 ( thats a tank for all you non millitary types out there)
voted.
Voted. 🙂
No Brazil because they are not PHX.They're neutral actually.
I really think Argentina can be a nice ally, and I also think an aproximation with Argentina can put USA near to a formal alliance with Brazil,since Brazil and Argentina are close friends when talking about diplomatic interests.
Indonesia would be near too if Brazil and Argentina be near to USA, since the tree countries of BIA (Brazil, Argentina and Indonesia) have a strong relationship and they can do a great influence one in each other.
Voted! And good luck!
@Alexander_Auctoritas: The baby boom we had yesterday implies they are already here. So we kinda have to play along with them. We are in a conner right now. Best to play nice and hope they won't try to take over our country. Of course, they failed in Turkey, so we can always stop them if they tried here.
Voted ! 😉
Good job haliman! Keep up the work!
hahahahaha Serbia xD
I am from Serbia and I get CS, TNX!!!
: D
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@Blande
Inci didn't try to PTO Türkiye. They legitimately entered the elections; and won the last CP elections.
If you act fairly and do not provoke them; they can be the best of allies.
If you act with prejudice and make them feel uncomfortable... well, my eGods help you ; )
I would to ally with the UK personally, even though we have never been much allies to them ever as far as I know... And I really doubt they would want any sort of alliance. They just seem like bros.
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@Christian P: We used to be allied with the eUK. Then they decided one day to blind side us by making a deal with eHungary for "wargames". Thats when eHungary used eUK to attack us along with eIndo pressing from the west, eRussia from the NW, Portugal from the SE and if I remember right, eMexico from the south (later replaced with Columbia).
That's how WW3 started off.
The eUK and its leaders are nothing but alliance swapping sycophants.
Yea what 😁 said!
Signed up, and you know me. Give me the appropriate workload, heh.
Good work there. I wish you the best of luck with this project.
And Brozil?
Fuck you, working with channers only brings us down to their level. Problem? I think so...
Turks must make offering of silk rugs.