White House Press Release #99: War Module Broken
James S. Brady Press Room
7th of May, 2010, Day 900 of the New World
The Contents of this White House Press Release are:
1. War Module Broken
2. Volunteers Sought for ATO Help
3. Arm America
3. Translators Wanted!
War Module Broken
Lion King is begging to be invaded. We thought that sharing a border with Serbia was enough to declare war. At the moment, it is not. Since it’s been more than a week, we can only assume that the issue has not reached our hardworking and dedicated admins. Because of this, the eUS government is asking you to help them out and submit a ticket to get this matter solved.
I hear a Spartan Battle cry, preparing the soldiers for the oncoming battle
Volunteers Sought for ATO Help
Currently the Strategic Air Command (SAC) is in search of true American heroes. We are asking for people willing to give up their eUS citizenship long term to fight PTO attempts around the world. In the eUS, our elections are often decided by hundreds fo votes, but for many of our allies, PTOs are a constant issue. If you would like to participate in this great act of patriotism please contact Strategic Air Command.
Arm America
Want to be do some serious damage when we’re finally allowed to attack Serbia? Participate in Arm America, our government-sponsored rank building program. Arm America hands out free guns to our citizens each week. Click here for more information.
Translators Wanted
The US Government is looking for citizens willing to provide their services translating articles into common foreign languages. Those who are interested can fill out the form here.
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This We’ll Defend
Blood on the Risers
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This concludes the ninety-ninth White House Press Release, the second of this Presidential term. Don’t forget to follow DoD orders!
‘Til Next Time America,
David Landon
Secretary of the Media
Gulden Draak
White House Press Secretary
Comments
Vote!
Let us declare war! we want war!
why u DoW someone stronger? xD
come on just trigger Indo mpps , and u have your war, just need balls xD
Voted.
Voted and submitting TT
Russia wants to invade US? Pennsylvania/Ohio border issue is fixed within hours.
US wants to invade Serbia? It's only been a week. I'm sure the Admins will get to it when it's convenient. Just put up your feet and wait.
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Voted
Ticket submitted. I urge all Americans, Brolliance, and EDEN members to submit a ticket.
Hell, I urge Serbians to submit tickets, too-- unless they're afraid of a fair fight.
😉
come on just trigger Indo mpps, and u have your war, just need balls xD x2 😃
The flag of Dio appears to be bleeding tears of sadness at the news...
LOL
I hope the admins fix the bug soon... I so much want to see you Emerickans fail yet again. 😁
Red comments mean Admin is angry.
Ticket submitted.
Also, you dip$#!+$ that keep screwing up the comments need to DIAF.
Let us declare war!
My American friends,
See you in Lion King. I've got some Q5s ready for the occasion.
May the field be red with the blood of an honest fight.
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^ turncoat
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Voted and ticketed!
Voted.
Someone needs to work out how to stop this red thing.
Lol erep is totaly bugged -.-
soooo eChina can attack LK but you cant??? Rly bad excuse if you ask me.
the bug seems fixed
We are waiting ...... 🙂
"why u DoW someone stronger? xD" x2 😃
"come on just trigger Indo mpps , and u have your war, just need balls xD"
Or Russian MPPs 😃
Or DoW France/UK and attack them 😃
If you really, really want war you can get it quickly 😉