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The ramblings of a halfwit

Day 1,857, 07:43 Published in Australia Australia by Callumh123

Hello eAustralia, please enjoy my grammatically incorrect article on points that needed to be addressed from another.

Question Time

The first episode was a success; I have to say though that we again winged the episode, but that doesn't necessarily mean a bad thing. I will be introducing things in the coming days that I am sure will please the eAustralian people. I will also be introducing interviews with eAustralian’s on air, which is one of the many things I plan to do with the show. Due to the success it has had so far I plan to expand to creating voice educational videos for newbies (With a better voice than my own) as well as a couple of spin offs. All in the works but it is too soon to go into that. Well at least until the end of the term.

Department of Foreign Affairs

TJ Norton and Tim Holtz have both informed me they have resigned as deputies today and yesterday. I will continue you on as I feel obligated to serve my country for at least the remainder of the term. I am actively looking for a deputy or two to help me finish the job.

So if you’re interested send me a pm.The treaty is a bit of a touchy subject right now, I have been speaking to eChile for a couple of hours now and their has been some progress, but we are getting to the point where it is make or break. Though it doesn't necessarily mean defeat on the congress front. My goal now is to ensure we have at least one region for Congress. I will be on almost all night tonight trying to pull something out of my ass to ensure we have a region without eAustralia losing its dignity in the process.

Another thing, I have failed you eAustralia in the route of transparency and communication this term. I have been working in silence and allowed my deputies to do the talking. However, that does not mean I have been sitting idly, I have been putting something together as a contingency plan, so there is still hope for Congress eAustralians, I assure you that.

Also, with the resignations of Tim Holtz and TJ the DoFA will now recommence relations with the senate. If the Senate or any civilians have any questions please do not hesitate to ask me.

Resistance War

I had a couple of ideas on how to address this, but I am not one to scathe unless I see a reason to (Eyebrows). Resistance Wars are a waste of currency and time. If you haven’t looked at the map you should, eArgentina is almost completely controlled by eChile. If eArgentina, a nation known for its strength and not prone to being wiped often is being dominated by eChile, what chance do we have? So I please cut it was the over the top Australian pride crap, it is sad and disgusting.

Use your head for a change. Though this is an overly used quote, I feel it applies quite well to a couple of my fellow countryman/woman: “Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results”. It is either that or some of my fellow eAustralian's are masochists.


First off, I have to apologise to Flatty. I didn’t even realise I put myself in the running for PP and I never intended to actually be PP. However, with that said I will work my hardest to try and resurrect the party. The party has fallen a bit. With Chris Carnage, our leader going AWOL as well as a couple of over prominent party figures the party’s progress has halted and the party went dead for a while. Personally, I see this as a blessing in disguise.

All the populists have jumped ship and all the eRep Commies are still around. This gives us a chance to run the party like we always wanted it to be run and I hope to see better forum activity in the future.

Kudos for being the flavour of the month. There is nothing wrong with that, people have put in hard work to get the party to where it so well done for that. But I can’t help but notice that the party grew in activity when Larni moved over. I guess this happened when she realised that she could not manipulate the ACP for her own and decided that the “revolution” had a certain ring to it and she could use it further a certain party. The party is a good thing though, I really do hope they can keep it up and keep active and not die in activity like many before them, such as the ACP.

However, there is one thing I can knock them on. And that is just the repugnant amount of Propaganda they are releasing. Not to name names but I am guessing you will know who I am referring to. The articles are visually appealing, very meticulous yet vain in message.

I have not actually seen a solution from one of those articles. All faulting the current Administration and past, yet no tangible solution has been given. And no, making the Speakership redundant does not count.

These are just some specific ARP articles, not all of them are like that.
I could go on, and on. But you know who wants to hear a guy rambling at 2am in the morning when the apocalypse is among us.

TL;DR (For infin)
-TJ and Tim resigned
-I have become nocturnal
-I actually released an article
-RW’s are stupid
-ACP has gone inactive and needs a kick up the bum
-ARP’s good and bad points
-ramble ramble
-The end


ps. When proofreading this my eyes have turned numb and it is hard to move them, so please excuse the horrid grammar and poor sentence structure.



Mickskitz Day 1,857, 07:52

FYI, i only fought in the resistance war as I couldn't get an answer about if eChile had agreed to anything and thought it might be the RW to return our regions. Possibly release short articles through DoFA newspaper about negotiations.

Also DoD need to make sure that daily orders are updated daily

Callumh123 Day 1,857, 07:58

I agree with that 100%

Vyrin the First
Vyrin the First Day 1,857, 08:52

Again, I appreciate your efforts and the information that is contained within.

I do think your analysis of Chile vs. Argentina as it applies to us is right on. However, it means they have absolutely no incentive to give us up - which has been the main problem all along. Unless we are playing the game, "If you can't beat em join em," that is and that has only a probability of success.

RW will never work I agree as long as we have no coherent strategy for execution - especially D1-D3.

Thanks for the energy you are investing.

Vyrin the First
Vyrin the First Day 1,857, 09:13

BTW - repugnant amount of propaganda means what? Posting opinions and information is a good thing - I wish people did it more. If anyone wants to call an opinion propaganda that's their prerogative, but then that means you dish an awesome amount as well. Politics = propaganda. It's the nature of the beast.

When I started this game - there was 0 posting anywhere. I don't think the expression of any opinions is automatically bad. Wish there would be more, and in the places where people have posted their opinions I always make sure to try to encourage even when they don't agree with mine.

Eyebrows Day 1,857, 09:57

Wait what so you are saying Cal that eAussy deserves to be conquered because several people of the community are nationalistic? Also if you have not noticed Cal it's the 21st and we have yet to get a single region back, if you have not noticed but Chile has played Gregs term and you just like they did back when DD2 was CP as you put it “Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results” would work so well for you and your MoFA team seeing you keep pushing Chile expecting a different result as the last time we tried to deal with Chile. As for insulting me and my fellow countrymen and women who knew this plan was going to fail and warning you against it at least we know what we are doing unlike a thus to be named MoFA team.

Xavier Griffith
Xavier Griffith Day 1,857, 11:13


BOUD1CCA Day 1,857, 12:42

what did I out out of this.

rats have deserted a sinking ship
Australia wont lose its dignity if Callumh stays up all night pulling something out of his arse.
the only person in Australia who uses their head is Callumh --- hey wait... is that what you were pulling out of your arse Callumh
much sour grapes about the ARP
Your article is well named - I voted for it just because of the title \o/

Ranger Bob
Ranger Bob Day 1,857, 12:46

I've been meaning to comment elsewhere but will here. My term was not fail, far from it.

alimilano Day 1,857, 13:43

RW’s are stupid? you probably enjoy looking other eAustralians to fight and can't win

Ranger's term was best CP term in eAus (together with SRGs terms) I saw in over year I'm here.

infin Day 1,857, 15:05

Thanks for the TL:DR 😃 and thanks for MoFA recommencing speaking to the Senate. I would prefer to just forget that regrettable period.

Callumh123 Day 1,857, 15:10

Ranger's term was good. One of my favourites.

IF that is what you gained from the article then I feel sorry or you. It must be tough for you take on a bit of criticism, but you're a big girl now so chin up.

Of course yes ali, which is why I took great pleasure in doing 16m in one d2 battle and losing the battle.

Eyebrows where did I say we deserve to lost because we are nationalistic? Almost everything in your post is wrong and I don't even want to bother.

Thanks for the feedback Vyrin.

Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen
Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen Day 1,857, 15:18

Wow Cal... did you wan to take me on in the press little one?

Callumh123 Day 1,857, 15:49

Not what I was intending. It was a mere observation. if I'm wrong I'm happy to delete that section,

Crusadercarl Day 1,857, 15:49

Cal bro. Before u answer the question u just asked yourself. (Why am I still here) Take a deep breath, give ur GFs cat a boot (always cheers me up) then go and get some sleep.

Copping it for not releasing an article until u make progress then copping it for succumbing to the morons and releasing one.

Gold XD

Arthur the Elitist Cole
Arthur the Elitist Cole Day 1,857, 19:06

grr you voice your personal opinion which I disagree with.
/generic abuse/

Binda33 Day 1,857, 21:27

/me smacks Crusadercarl for his mistreatment of cats.

Crusadercarl Day 1,858, 02:04

lol, sorry Binda:3

Arfman Day 1,858, 03:06

Chris Carnage, however, is back.

Alla Xul cr1so
Alla Xul cr1so Day 1,858, 07:10

actions is louder than words!

I was here when john rambo ranger in charge. i can tell you right now it was the most proudest and best moments of eAustralia i have been part of since i started!

Right now i am sorry to say that this is the lowest situation ever eAustralia currently experiencing right now. I guess this is what you get when you put a bunch of florist and knee dwellers in charge of a war torn country that is fighting for it's freedom.

Majester Day 1,858, 07:35

Propaganda is good.

Make me your Deputy. You know all our neighbours love me.

Lord TJ
Lord TJ Day 1,858, 12:12

/lulz back with popcorn and watches the elitists screw up

But since Cal has got caught telling too many fibs trying to save his image - a fact check is required

BOUD1CCA Day 1,858, 13:39

" a bunch of florist and knee dwellers "
the humour & accuracy of cr1so's post makes it a total win \o/

Majester Day 1,861, 23:16

TJ is very vocal for a deserter who fled to the USA after resigning from Foreign Affairs office for failing. Why does your insight have more value now that we know you failed?

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