The ramblings of a halfwit

Day 1,857, 07:43 • Published in Australia Australia • by Callumh123

Hello eAustralia, please enjoy my grammatically incorrect article on points that needed to be addressed from another.

Question Time

The first episode was a success; I have to say though that we again winged the episode, but that doesn't necessarily mean a bad thing. I will be introducing things in the coming days that I am sure will please the eAustralian people. I will also be introducing interviews with eAustralian’s on air, which is one of the many things I plan to do with the show. Due to the success it has had so far I plan to expand to creating voice educational videos for newbies (With a better voice than my own) as well as a couple of spin offs. All in the works but it is too soon to go into that. Well at least until the end of the term.

Department of Foreign Affairs

TJ Norton and Tim Holtz have both informed me they have resigned as deputies today and yesterday. I will continue you on as I feel obligated to serve my country for at least the remainder of the term. I am actively looking for a deputy or two to help me finish the job.

So if you’re interested send me a pm.The treaty is a bit of a touchy subject right now, I have been speaking to eChile for a couple of hours now and their has been some progress, but we are getting to the point where it is make or break. Though it doesn't necessarily mean defeat on the congress front. My goal now is to ensure we have at least one region for Congress. I will be on almost all night tonight trying to pull something out of my ass to ensure we have a region without eAustralia losing its dignity in the process.

Another thing, I have failed you eAustralia in the route of transparency and communication this term. I have been working in silence and allowed my deputies to do the talking. However, that does not mean I have been sitting idly, I have been putting something together as a contingency plan, so there is still hope for Congress eAustralians, I assure you that.

Also, with the resignations of Tim Holtz and TJ the DoFA will now recommence relations with the senate. If the Senate or any civilians have any questions please do not hesitate to ask me.

Resistance War

I had a couple of ideas on how to address this, but I am not one to scathe unless I see a reason to (Eyebrows). Resistance Wars are a waste of currency and time. If you haven’t looked at the map you should, eArgentina is almost completely controlled by eChile. If eArgentina, a nation known for its strength and not prone to being wiped often is being dominated by eChile, what chance do we have? So I please cut it was the over the top Australian pride crap, it is sad and disgusting.

Use your head for a change. Though this is an overly used quote, I feel it applies quite well to a couple of my fellow countryman/woman: “Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results”. It is either that or some of my fellow eAustralian's are masochists.

ACP

First off, I have to apologise to Flatty. I didn’t even realise I put myself in the running for PP and I never intended to actually be PP. However, with that said I will work my hardest to try and resurrect the party. The party has fallen a bit. With Chris Carnage, our leader going AWOL as well as a couple of over prominent party figures the party’s progress has halted and the party went dead for a while. Personally, I see this as a blessing in disguise.

All the populists have jumped ship and all the eRep Commies are still around. This gives us a chance to run the party like we always wanted it to be run and I hope to see better forum activity in the future.

ARP
Kudos for being the flavour of the month. There is nothing wrong with that, people have put in hard work to get the party to where it so well done for that. But I can’t help but notice that the party grew in activity when Larni moved over. I guess this happened when she realised that she could not manipulate the ACP for her own and decided that the “revolution” had a certain ring to it and she could use it further a certain party. The party is a good thing though, I really do hope they can keep it up and keep active and not die in activity like many before them, such as the ACP.

However, there is one thing I can knock them on. And that is just the repugnant amount of Propaganda they are releasing. Not to name names but I am guessing you will know who I am referring to. The articles are visually appealing, very meticulous yet vain in message.

I have not actually seen a solution from one of those articles. All faulting the current Administration and past, yet no tangible solution has been given. And no, making the Speakership redundant does not count.

These are just some specific ARP articles, not all of them are like that.
Conclusion
I could go on, and on. But you know who wants to hear a guy rambling at 2am in the morning when the apocalypse is among us.

TL😉R (For infin)
-TJ and Tim resigned
-I have become nocturnal
-I actually released an article
-RW’s are stupid
-ACP has gone inactive and needs a kick up the bum
-ARP’s good and bad points
-ramble ramble
-The end

Callumh123

ps. When proofreading this my eyes have turned numb and it is hard to move them, so please excuse the horrid grammar and poor sentence structure.