The Journal – Why Malbehk Is Right

Day 1,832, 04:58 Published in Ireland Ireland by MR. HANK SCORPIO

The Journal – Why Malbehk Is Right

“PEOPLE who start their own MU's do so for a variety of reasons…But mostly, it's for themselves. So basically, people who run their own MU's are selfish” Malbehk nails it in one of his most recent articles in which he discusses the flooded market of Irish MUs. The article, found here, goes on to explain that dividing up a small population into various militaries only handicaps the country as it spreads our national damage output around, casting some of it into possibly irrelevant battles. Malbehk makes some great points in his piece making it well worth the read and I’d like follow it up and look further in detail at how big this division is, why it is so big & can we do anything about it?

How many is one too many?
At present there are 18* privately owned paramilitaries operating in Ireland. Combined they employ a total active member count of 60–65 recruits making them roughly 85% the size of our State’s army, splitting our nations fighting forces almost in half. With the average weekly output of damage at 4 million per citizen (800,000 influence higher than the UK) this should be a Government issue but it’s not. In fact it’s quite the opposite with 3 Government Ministers members of these private MUs along with our President who fights for Labour’s Army, the military wing of the Independent Labour Party.


State forces vs Private MUs, total influence inflicted over the past week, smaller MUs are not listed in the key

Malbehk puts the blame of the high numbers of these private MUs on the selfish players who establish them and, although I agree I also recognise that they aren’t the sole reason for the split amongst Irish ranks. When I first looked at this issue I couldn’t quite understand how these MUs could attract so many soldiers. I knew part of the attraction was friends, political ideology or simply wanting to be a black sleep and not follow the crowd but that still didn’t explain the high numbers. That was when I dug a little deeper and uncovered the reason. Previous Governments.


Total members represented in blue, active members in red

Part of the blame can be pinned on previous Governments. Prior to the bank robberies numerous administrations backed a policy involving the Finance Ministry funding supplies for soldiers on the sole condition that they fight for EDEN. This paved the way for people from all backgrounds establishing their own paramilitaries without the burden of having to invest in the resources to manage one, all they had to do was simply ensure their members fought for Government decided DOs. The result was the founding of many military clubs effectively drawing soldiers away from the Irish Army and spreading our nation’s total damage capabilities around various groups. Whilst this was not an issue when the orders were being issued by the state it became one when the Ministry for Finance couldn’t sustain the costs & effectively withdrew the program. The country is now left with various paramilitaries, without the ability to support their members clutching to members through a political agenda or friendships.

So…what’s the plan?
How do we tackle these private MU’s and win back these soldiers? Malbehk already tried the democratic approach, asking MU leaders to dissolve their militaries and join the Irish Army. That wasn't successful. In my opinion the best way to tackle this issue is to treat it like a market and post offers your competition cannot match. Do weeks where you double supplies, increase a soldier wages or hold competitions. Don’t make IRC activities a requirement for supplies and be vocal with what you’re doing, contacting those you wish to recruit by a PM. A lot of these private MUs cannot offer their soldiers as high quality weapons as the State can, fight them on that front and you will certainly deplete their numbers.

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Fionn Mc Cool

*Excluding the 2 Libertad branches that operate in Ireland