The Daily Dispatch: Day 1,526

Day 1,526, 05:08 Published in USA USA by The Libertine






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Welcome to Day Six of the Dispatch.

Give me coffee or give me death.

Check out a new ad in our announcements section. There is a great fun Q6 tank giveaway going on.

Also, all of the free ads taken out on Sunday will be kept up through tomorrow!

May your today be great and tomorrow always be even better,
The Daily Dispatch staff




The old A N O N Y M O U S MU is up for sale. PM The Libertine with an offer if interested in this piece of anarchistic eHistory.


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The Libertine is hiring workers interested in working for min wage with daily payment in either tanks or under the counter cash (avoid the tax man!). PM if interested.

Want to get paid for your vote you normally give away? Do you want to get elected and need a few votes? Contact Dutch Marley and he will make all your dreams come true.

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100 Q6 tanks are on the line. Who will get them? Vote here





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This New Player Assistant Program is seeking volunteers, short article writers, and donations!




Vote - We've All Done Something Stupid

HEARMERAWR FOR CONGRESS

Myles can into Kongress! Myles for Connecticut

Olaf Iverstone for Congress




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your Marine body paint makes my body look gay,
will you complete my life
and be my e-wife?













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