Tales of a Mad Revolutionary; Campaigns, Australia and the Ladies

Day 2,860, 22:39 • Published in USA Canada • by Cody Caine


Forword
Like the last edition, this is a fictionalized version of some of the things I've done in eRep, and it will likely contain various references.
Cody Caine, Politician?
I remember five congressional races, this one time in Maine, which naturally someone came up with Caine in Maine, like Oh MY GOD how creative. Naturally I lost, this other time in Nevada, I clearly spent too much time in Vegas instead of campaigning so again I lost. And the best of them all this thing in Washington against a Military Rock, one of the few times I felt popular in my early months of playing, pissed off some grump and had a battle against an well respected player of the time that most thought I had no business being in, but naturally I lost 😃 Three losses in a row is enough to drive a man to heavy drinking, which of course it did, I spent a lot of time in the Rev Bar, hanging out with kooguys, and diplomatic squirrels. It makes you wonder what I was on if I was seeing squirrels, but I tell you he's real, the nut case has been following me around for 4 years! You should see what we did to the Netherlands 😉 Alas that's a tale for another time. Anyway the fourth race took place during a troubling time for the United States, losing states, having multiple candidates set to win in the remaining states, and I was in Australia still so I thought it was all crazy, which I'll get to that in a bit. Now see when you lose three races, and the remaining co-founder of your Rev Party Bar decides to run for the first time and thus wins when you lost 3 in a row, and you're probably a little delirious from jet-lag and all that drinking you might too proclaim her to be some sort of goddess...kooguy didn't stop me 😛 So I snuck back into the USA to support that progress, which led to the adventures of the 5th election I remember, no I didn't win, but I did help my party win 2 seats while running under the banner of other parties. It involved even more drinking, loud music and several deals in which I sold kooguy to the highest bidders. Sometime after that elections got boring for me, even winning a few here and aboard meant nothing, and then them crazy Playdoh people changed the rules.
I went down-under because a Squirrel told me too
So political depression caused me to want a change of scenery after losing 3 straight congress runs, so I decided to set sail for Australia on my boat;



I chose Australia because that mouthy nutcase squirrel from the bar had somehow become the Australian Prime Minister, rumors still go around that his promise of nut loads of fun was misleading and thus he won because of the pervert vote. In the end it was a lovely vacation once you take out all the times I had to fight nature just to stay alive, and I swear a dingo tried to take my passport. All that aside I made it back, with only a few new scars and a little less sanity.

If I ever go down-under again, I'm trying New Zealand, because they say it is just as pretty but nothing is trying to kill you.
The LADIES!
I do love the ladies, from MoJo and all her glory [she gets enough attention so no details this time], to the uber feisty Kara, not to bring out peoples skeletons but her feud with gnilaps was so fun, and I like em feisty 😃 Speaking of gnilraps, another time he had this silly maybe drug educed thought that rainysunday and pishy were the same, which spawned my declaration that rainy was my nanny, and she has been ever since, because I commit, c-o-m-m-i-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-tea. More so because rainy is awesome and always has been, and certainly one of my longest running supporters. So I love that lady, as much as one can love someone they only know on eRep. 🙂 In my nomad journeys I'm sure there have been a few other cool ladies but none of note beyond them 3 I favor most, until this year when a certain beach going bunny decided to hang out at the Rev Party Bar for some election magic. The Bunny earned my respect, so I include her in a list of people I'd go to battle for, and I've got a pretty wicked wrath 😉
Afterword
Sorry for the delay on part two, equally sorry if I babbled a bit much, I decided to write three segments again, two fiction, one a bit of a mix of recap with some reference connections to the fiction. No offense to Gnilraps, wasn't trying to bring up any possible sore subjects, just memorable moments. Wanted to make note the picture of the boat was from a previous article way back in 2011, also while looking through them I found one I kind of can't believe I wrote;
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/my-unedited-wordsmiths-premier-piece-1904219/1/20

Thanks for Reading.