Sinister Actions Abound – Maybe?

Day 5,163, 08:06 • Published in Canada Albania • by Roger Griswald

FOR THE LOLZ

My fellow citizens,

The last week has been one of excitement, intrigue and political chaos. And while us mere citizens can’t really know what is going on behind the government curtain, here is what we are able to piece together:

Santa Mann551 was able to secure the presidency in a charged election. The election results were questionable, with eCanadian icon and out going CP Exalted Druid urging citizens to “Stop the Steal”.



While many of us thought the warnings were overblown, Santa Mann551’s first action as CP was to clear-house, dissolving our trusted cabinet. This action concentrated all power solely with Santa Mann551.

“With barely 33% of the votes, Mann551 won the CP election”, says legendary eCanadian Congress member Mary Chan. 'Such a drastic action to remove checks and balances makes his leadership questionable at best.'

In reaction to the election and Santa Mann551’s egregious maneuvers, Mary Chan took the unprecedented step of moving an impeachment resolution in Congress.



Given Mary’s status and trustworthiness, many pillars of eCanada’s community and leaders rallied to support her impeachment motion.

The early hours of the vote indicated that impeachment was all-but-assured.

HOWEVER, as time passed, many congress votes started lining up in support of Santa Man551. It’s now clear that Santa Mann551 will survive the impeachment.

Game mechanics require 7 days of a cooling off period if an impeachment motion fails. That means that Santa Mann551 will now have a full week to do as he wishes with OUR government.

Adding to the drama, a reliable source has informed me that Mary Chan is an employee of Santa Mann551. Were Mary’s intentions genuine, or is there a PTO afoot?



More to come…

Love and kisses,
Roger