Election Stolen Again! – Allegedly

Day 5,161, 08:49 • Published in Canada Albania • by Roger Griswald


My fellow Canadians,

It is becoming very clear that eCanada’s election was rylde’d with fraud. From Vexing Chaos’ campaign of reviving long dead players to vote (including me), to Kippers’ six-figure HOT AIR bribes—this election was chock-full of tom-foolery.

BUT nothing matched the late night shenanigans of Santa Mann551. While we were nestled all snug in our beds, he and his band of elf-bots were stuffing the ballot box with dread.



WHAT is now becoming clear is that this election was a HUGE sham! Completely RIGGED!

So we only have one thing to do: declare Rylde CP and make Kanada Great Again, Again (Again).



We can’t let this travesty stand. We can’t let democracy win.

After all, it’s January 6th you clowns, so it might be time to burn it all down.


Love and kisses,
Roger