Rise: Zombie King

Day 1,234, 19:07 • Published in USA Canada • by Haliman


(This is a political article. Sorry to international subscribers!)



Most USWPers can remember long ago when I first assumed my new identity as the Zombie King.

If they can recall a bit more, I was elected on a platform of change, and I fought to keep our party thriving in the new world. I fought to ensure our status as America’s top party.

I did a lot as Party President, and I had a lot of fun leading the party. Except for being the point man on the congressional freeze. That wasn’t cool and I hope America will never do such a thing again (because it’s so boring as a guy who like to run elections).

I’ve been thinking a lot about the Party Presidential seat lately. People may or may not know that. But I have made my decision.

I will be seeking a third term as USWP Party President.

I don’t care if I’m an underdog. I don’t care if I’m likely to lose. If I run solely to make a point, and end up losing, so be it.

I don’t like certain aspects of the party. Some people are treated unfairly, and that is not a party I wish to be a part of.

I’ll be 100% honest. As Party President, I’ll be teaching PP hopefuls the ropes, and help them in their quests of bettering the party. That will be one of my major points.

In addition, I feel congress is dominated by militia membership. As such, I intend to give equal opportunities to militia members and military members alike. Both deserve a fair shot at joining congress. Both deserve a fair shot to improve the nation.



Fortunately, I am not alone in this endeavor. A very good friend of mine has agreed to join me in leading the party. Evan Feinman, congressman extraordinaire, will serve as my Chief of Staff in my term. Evan and I have worked together many times in the past, and you can expect only great things from us.

Finally, since my last stint as Party President, we have slumped into the #2 spot in American politics. This is unacceptable. There will be a total media blitz, and we will undergo an extreme recruitment drive. As unlikely as it seems, we will be shooting for the #1 spot once more.

Be sure to vote Haliman/Feinman for PP/CoS in the United States Workers Party!

~H
I got this.