Regarding the Failed Impeachment

Day 937, 19:27 Published in Canada Canada by Dade Pendwyn
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Canadian Conduit - Presidential Address #3

This is a personal address to the people. For the official announcement of the executive on behalf of myself and all its members, please read the Official Government Press Release.

Over 70% of the impeachment votes were in my favour, while for the election my support was somewhere around 48%. I've gained support since the beginning of the term! \o/\o/\o/

Well ok, I realize that's not how those numbers should be interpreted, but I am still very grateful that congress had the professionalism to vote down an illegal and groundless impeachment. Say that the impeachment was based on the CND theft if you want, but anyone who knows PimpDollaz will know it has nothing to do with anything besides misguided political opportunism.

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PimpDollaz flexing his impeachment muscles

I don't know whether it's because he didn't make it into the Writers' Guild, or because I didn't pardon him for possessing stolen money, or because he doesn't like panther eyes, but PimpDollaz has always had a palpable hatred for me. I don't really care to find out why, nor to put any effort into trying to get him to like me; he is the one eCanadian citizen I can live without the support of. He hinted in an article comment (before I was even elected) that he was going to try and impeach me, so I wasn't surprised in the least. In fact, I'm glad that it's over with. The impeachment was a feeble attempt by Pimp to try and remove me from power to overcome his apparent insecurity regarding his political impotence. Now he is being roundly criticized by his own party for darkening the stain on the CPF's reputation. Of course, this motion had nothing to do with the CPF and everything to do with the ill-conceived illusions of grandeur of one of its rogue members. The CPF does not deserve to have this type of reputation.

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Several citizens have pointed out that I now have one week of impeachment immunity where I can do whatever I please. Rest assured that I will not be pulling a "HankScorp", and I will continue to govern in the same manner that I would have prior to the vote.

Additionally, there have been murmurs that I need to be more transparent following the CND theft. This greatly confuses me - the way everyone found out about it was through me. If owning up to the theft and fully explicating the situation before anyone outside cabinet knew about it isn't being transparent, I don't really know what to say. Sometimes it seems as though people will grab any buzzword they can and use it to attack the current administration. So be it; such is the life of a CP.

As for the investigation into the theft, things are going well. I have complete confidence that the person responsible will be caught; if not, I would be extremely disappointed. Investigations by myself, members of the Ministry of Defense, and of course eCanadian intelligence are all probing the issue. We're just as, if not more, angry about this than our citizens, and we'll be doing everything in our power to make sure this weasle is brought to justice.

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In conclusion, I'd like to thank congress for voting down the impeachment at a ratio of almost 3 to 1. I'd also like to thank the eCanadian Citizens for their patience as we conduct our investigations during a frustrating time for all of us.

Still drinking the Cola,

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