Official Press Release: Org Hijacking & Impeachment Attempt
Day 937, 19:16
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by Ministry of Information
************************************* **PRESS RELEASE*********************************
From: The Office Of The Press Secretary
Re: Recent Government Org Hijacking
**********************************FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE**************************
My fellow eCanadians,
In light of recent events surrounding the hijacking of a government org and the now tabled impeachment, I would like to make an official statement on behalf of the government.
With regards to the impeachment motion, this government fully respects the members of Congress and their chamber. We wish to thank those members of Congress who have voted against this unauthorized impeachment attempt of the Prime Minister. Your willingness to stand by the rules of decorum is appreciated and noted by this administration.
The Prime Minister would also like to extend a thank you to Addy Lawrence, Party President of the Canadian Progressive Front, from who’s party this impeachment motion was tabled. We recognize that neither you nor your party support or endorse this motion in any way. Your support in openly shooting down the attempt is appreciated.
To the citizens of eCanada. These recent events are atrocious and smack of vile and profound disrespect for your hard earned resources. You should know that this government took every reasonable measure to ensure that this sort of action could not occur. All passwords were changed and were handled with the utmost discretion. The Prime Minister did everything a reasonable person could do to protect the various Orgs. under his control.
This most recent breach of security leaves us stunned and outraged. The Prime Minister would like to make it known that every effort is being made to determine where the breach in security occurred as well as determine how it can be avoided in future. A full scale investigation has been launched and we are hopeful that the perpetrator will be named and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the laws of this Nation.
This sort of terrorist activity will not be tolerated! This administration will not be held hostage by rogue forces who seek to erode the trust that is at the foundation of this country.
In the meantime, the Prime Minister asks for your patience as he and his administration continue their investigation and take whatever additional measures may be available to further insulate the government from further hostile takeover.
On behalf of the entire administration, we thank you for your continued support and trust during this very difficult time.
Thank You,
Minister Of Communications & Press Secretary
From: The Office Of The Press Secretary
Re: Recent Government Org Hijacking
**********************************FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE**************************
My fellow eCanadians,
In light of recent events surrounding the hijacking of a government org and the now tabled impeachment, I would like to make an official statement on behalf of the government.
With regards to the impeachment motion, this government fully respects the members of Congress and their chamber. We wish to thank those members of Congress who have voted against this unauthorized impeachment attempt of the Prime Minister. Your willingness to stand by the rules of decorum is appreciated and noted by this administration.
The Prime Minister would also like to extend a thank you to Addy Lawrence, Party President of the Canadian Progressive Front, from who’s party this impeachment motion was tabled. We recognize that neither you nor your party support or endorse this motion in any way. Your support in openly shooting down the attempt is appreciated.
To the citizens of eCanada. These recent events are atrocious and smack of vile and profound disrespect for your hard earned resources. You should know that this government took every reasonable measure to ensure that this sort of action could not occur. All passwords were changed and were handled with the utmost discretion. The Prime Minister did everything a reasonable person could do to protect the various Orgs. under his control.
This most recent breach of security leaves us stunned and outraged. The Prime Minister would like to make it known that every effort is being made to determine where the breach in security occurred as well as determine how it can be avoided in future. A full scale investigation has been launched and we are hopeful that the perpetrator will be named and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the laws of this Nation.
This sort of terrorist activity will not be tolerated! This administration will not be held hostage by rogue forces who seek to erode the trust that is at the foundation of this country.
In the meantime, the Prime Minister asks for your patience as he and his administration continue their investigation and take whatever additional measures may be available to further insulate the government from further hostile takeover.
On behalf of the entire administration, we thank you for your continued support and trust during this very difficult time.
Thank You,
Minister Of Communications & Press Secretary
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Good article AM!
"To the citizens of eCanada. These recent events are atrocious and smack of vile and profound disrespect for your hard earned resources."
So, what's new?
Thanks for the good article AM!
"This sort of terrorist activity will not be tolerated! This administration will not be held hostage by rogue forces who seek to erode the trust that is at the foundation of this country."
Not only does this sound like it's copied from some patriotic PR speech by the White House, but really now, over 400 gold was stolen from eCanada... what are you gonna do about it?
Thought so.
Excellent article article Acacia, hopefully this will reach a swift and desirable resolution.
Thanks to keep us informed.
I blame the eCBC
All I hear is generic rhetoric.
Pretty disappointing when a formerly interesting writer turns to generating this kind of government-speak drivel.
I also blame the eCBC
and then nothing happened