Presidential Update: 872

Day 872, 16:34 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by patton

Hey Ireland!
Here's what's going on today:

Community

Today the ever-beautiful Irish Princess restarted the Community Lottery with a bang. In addition, she promised a NEW game which I am told will be "flitterific." This new game involves several high-profile eIrish citizens along with some up-and-coming new faces. Stay tuned.

Education

After rescuing the MoE's password from the grasps of a dying ex-Minister, we finally have united Minister Biffo3000 with his ministry! In Biffo's article, he issued a call for mentors to help educate the youth of Ireland. If you are interested, please contact him right away.

British FAIL

I know that no one likes repetition, but the Admin's recent decision about the Norwegian PTO make me repeat it. As you can read in greater detail in Edana Savage's article, the Admin have finally intervened in a POSITIVE way for eIreland! The Admin decided that the PTO was against the rules and all the money the British spent on the invasion was for naught. This includes a Q5 hospital they had already put in. Their losses amount to 500 GOLD.
Ha ha.

War Updates

Recently, Indonesia has attacked our fellow Bro-nation, Australia. In response, we have deployed more units to Australia and will soon be shifting our troops in Norway over to the eOutback as well.
It is important that we show our support and dedication to our new alliance. Ireland will defend her allies and attack anyone who threatens them. In addition, this deployment goes hand-in-hand with our attempt to establish lasting change to the IDF.

Conclusion

Good night, Ireland. I have a hot date to go on 🙂