On the GOPizza the Hut

Day 1,007, 23:10 • Published in USA USA • by Myles Robinson

What is the one thing that EDEN+PEACE, the United States and United Kingdom, SEES and Custer, the Military and Kongress, Admin and Players, could all agree on?

Ajay Bruno.

Among experienced players, the name brings up girlish giggles of laughter and cries of bigotry and treason, depending on your view of him. You see, last year, Ajay Bruno tried to sell our country out to the PEACE Global Community in order to advance his own personal political goals. Ajay Bruno would stop at nothing to get what he wanted and stroke his little ePeen so that he could make his wretched real life at least worth something in the artificial, electronic construct we call eRepublik. In the midst of our country being destroyed, he would rather spend gold on trying to ensure he was elected. As future president Chocolate McSkittles scathed at the time, "Get over yourselves, people. You're supposed to be in politics because you care about country first." When the United States resoundingly told him to get out so we could stop worrying about the nuisance he was and work together to defeat our enemies from abroad, he obliged. Ajay moved to South Africa and attempted to take over that poor nation.

I remember reading an article from that time where the Chinese author said something very humorous and telling. "The Pakis hate the Swedes, the Romanians hates the Hungarians, the Croats hate the Serbs, and everyone hates Ajay." His way of conducting things was rude and insulting, and he thought only of himself in what is a social strategy game. In South Africa is where I first interacted with Ajay; I was part of an effort organized by then-Secretary of State LexLuthor1 to save South Africa from being PTO'd by Ajay's goons. We were successful and managed to block him from taking control of the country's Congress. Shortly after this, Ajay Bruno was banned from the game for administering multiple accounts-- cheating in order to give himself votes in elections. We celebrated Banhammer Day.

A few months later, a player named Winston L.S. Churchill appeared in the eUnited Kingdom. He is widely believed to have been Ajay Bruno, but if we outright say he was then we can get in trouble for accusations without proof. So, I will just say that they had the same IP Address, used "The Ajay Bruno Show" on blogtalkradio, knew everything Ajay knew, and had the same exact writing style and personality as each other. Oh yeah, there's also THIS PICTURE which Ajay unwittingly posted bragging on how he was the first vote in the UK. I shall refer to "Winston L.S. Churchill" interchangeably as "Ajay Bruno" because I like nicknames; sort of like how "Inwegen" is interchangeable with "Lieutenant of Evil". Having failed in the EDEN-aligned Untied States and neutral-aligned South Africa, he decided to try his luck in the PEACE-aligned United Kingdom. The scary thing?

He almost won. That's right. He had several successes in eUK politics and inched his way closer to the top. At this point I tried to befriend Winston L.S. Churchill, but he refused to befriend me because of my part in stopping Ajay Bruno in South Africa. His reputation in England started to go down under soon, and the Brits began to unify around how much of a jerk and a threat he was. He called people names and likened them to Nazis, and was eventually banned for this.

Soon after this, Pizza the Hut was activated in Australia. Now, again, it's considered an unprovable accusation to say Pizza the Hut is Ajay Bruno, so I shall merely point out that "Pizza Party Radio" is hosted through The Ajay Bruno Show, his wiki is edited by Ajay Bruno, he is just as insulting as Ajay Bruno, and the person who is Pizza the Hut on the IRC and BlogTalkRadio have admitted to being Ajay Bruno. Pizza attempted to politically take over Australia, and I again tried to befriend him (he denied it, again, for the same reasons as Winston). Pizza started engaging in the same old-same old, referring to those who disagreed with him as traitors and other derogatory terms.

After failing in Australia, he relocated to the United States and, once more, we had to deal with the problem that was Ajay Bruno. After he was here for a while, I finally befriended him. I thought that, maybe, with a little sense and guidance I might be able to talk to him and help him to work towards the greater good of the United States and to stop putting his own personal interests ahead of American interests. I was wrong. He kept insulting people and spreading lies.



What is worse is that he would routinely grant citizenship to enemies of the United States and consistently to whatever he could to ensure he would win elections. All you have to do is look at the citizenship logs and see who he gave citizenship to. Pizza the Hut is an enemy of the republic. He removed me from his friend list a while back. Now I have no reason to think communicating respectfully with him is an option.

He has seized control of the Republican Party, ranked #6 in our nation. If he can get it to #5, he will be able to run whoever he wants in congressional elections-- this means that all of the Phoenix players, many of whom are now in the besieged Republican Party, will be able to run for Congress and destroy America. He refers to anyone who disagrees with him as a traitor, an elitist, a liar, a tyrant, a nazi, a communist. He bills himself as someone who has the interests of the people and the country at his heart. However, be rest assured that he does not have you interests at heart. Ajay Bruno has only ever cared for one thing: Ajay Bruno. Pizza the Hut is merely attempting to spin things his way in order to advance his own personal goals. Do not believe his lies. Because of him we have to hold back a little in helping our great friends in Croatia, South Africa, and elsewhere instead of helping them to the full potential we are able to.

If you would not have our victories in Russia be spoiled by impotence in a Pizza the Hut-led Congress, if you would not have our allies suffer because of having to deal with this domestic nuisance, if you would not have our enemies getting such easy access to our nation, then you will make a stand against Pizza the Hut. If you are a member of the United States Workers Party or the Federalist Party, please temporarily transfer to the ADTP, SEES, or UIP until Congressional elections are over. If you are a member of the Republican Party, please leave that party temporarily. When it comes time for Party President elections again, by all means return to and reclaim the Republican Party from this sad traitor and restore some dignity to it. For now, though, we cannot allow Pizza to have the numbers to be such a threat. Please leave until at least after congressional elections, then return to make the old party grand.

Also, I hear Far Western Alaska is a p cool place. I'll be moving there soon for some great tit. If you do have the freedom, please also read my previous article about helping our buddies in Croatia out.

For AMURICA,

Eater of Cheese Pizza