[UK] Dear Winston

Day 756, 18:20 • Published in United Kingdom USA • by Myles Robinson

Dear Winston L.S. Churchill,

Please stop denying my friend requests due to our discrepancies over what kind of a person Ajay Bruno was. I'll have you know that I once flew all the way to South Africa to give Ajay a hug, and also threw a big party celebrating his life's accomplishments on Banhammer Day. So, yeah, I've called him "evil" a few times on IRC, but what's that to come between our friendship?

I'm absolutely devastated to hear about your loss in the Party President elections today. The people of the UKRP have no idea what they are doing by not electing a firm patriot like you who has taken action against a treasonous politician who is part of the growing leftist conspiracy to destroy the United Kingdom. Shame on them! The British people will eventually realize that you were the lone voice of reason in all of this madness!

I hear that you've taken the UKRP Treasury, too, to protect it from this dangerous leftist conspiracy. Another act of valor from Britain's greatest patriot. Once you stop rejecting my friend requests and finally add me, I will go with you on your much-deserved vacation that you'll be paying for with these party funds (as your proper compensation for the difficult task it is to protect the gold, of course). Where are we going to go next, best buddy? Ajay Bruno couldn't make it in one of the most powerful nations in the game, the USA, nor in one of the weakest (at the time), eSA, which is tragic, of course. But you, recognizing Ajay's brilliance, decided to follow in his tracks and come to finally bring order and prosperity to one of the most mismanaged and FAIL nations in the game, the eUK. Obviously they don't know what's good for them, so are ya staying here or moving on to another nation? I hear Russia is full of FAIL too, so maybe try there next?

Let me know what you decide, buddy. 😉

Looking forward to you finally hitting the "accept" button!


Your Number One Fan,

~Myles Robinson~


PS to other nations, on behalf of Mr. Churchill (the Savior of Britain, and Once and Future King):