Merci eFrance: Phoenix is proud to have you as our allies! [EN]

Day 1,013, 08:48 • Published in France Portugal • by S.Ribeiro
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For the second time, The Global Moustache has travelled to eFrance. We have seen and helped your country fight in the many resistance wars that took part when you were occupied by Spoland. We have seen the waves of eSpanish trolls that attacked and tried to humiliate you on a daily basis. But you have always stood with your head held high and this is the result of such attitude:


For the babies who haven’t seen this yet: Notice how your country used to look like. That’s right. You had Franche-Comte and Corsica. The rest was divided between eSpain and ePoland


Look at your magnificent country now, in all its pride and glory!

And what a great way to show your pride and military might, by helping your brothers in an act of friendship. And by brothers, I’m talking about your allies who are fighting for the Liberation of the British Isles and not that pesky eItalian scum.

eItaly's foreign policy since they betrayed the Entente:


Let’s face it eFrance, the eUnited Kingdom probably wouldn’t have beaten those eCanadian barbarians so quickly without your help and I’m sure they will agree on this matter. . . Let this be a message to your eBabies: You are the new generation of a proud eCountry who helps their allies and has a lot of room for economic/military/social growth. Stick with eFrance and you will see her grow in glory.

So, where to now? I’m sure you know the dire situation that eRussia faces at the moment. A country which has done a lot to help you, and is now in need of aid. And after that, why not pay a visit to eCanada… Or even better… paying a visit to eItaly. 😉










Let's face it, the eItalians deserved it. Vote and comment please 😉