Locked and Stocked, Ready for Two Smoking Barrels

Day 664, 23:56 • Published in USA USA • by Jude Connors
DO NOT FIGHT THE COLOMBIANS!!!

Sometimes you just have to wonder... what the hell?

I met a newbie today in the IRC USA-Chat. He had some basic questions that needed answering. I hope I was able to help in some way. But tonight I get to wondering what it must be like to be this guy. He's a level five, can't even be in a party yet. Because no one told him about it, he had no idea about the DoD. And in the next few hours, this guy will be fighting in a war that will determine the entire existence of the eUSA.

I really wish I could have done more to help this guy and I will get back to him soon, but the next few hours are already the defining moment in the history of eUSA, if not the entire game.

So this guy who is President of eRussia apparently decided that destroying our nation was his one goal. So much, in fact, this man declared himself Emperor and is actually paying real life money to buy gold from the game to try to achieve this end. Any time now, Russia will attack Florida after "offering" an unconditional surrender from the eUSA.

In addition, reports have surfaced that eRussian spies have infiltrated two accounts of eAmerican Congressmen. This goes to show the disdain the eRussia has for the eUSA This goes to show us the eRussia intends wholeheartedly to destroy all that i sours. In short, eRussia hates us so much that it wants to erase us from the map.

The time has come to stand up and fight. You are an eAmerican and even when times are tough, we seem to pull through. When Indonesia, Portugal, Hungary, and Russia stood against us as one, we fought back. It took a mistake and lack of communication to get here; the result of a betrayal of trust of a neighbor who signed a Non Aggression Pact and eRussia opening a secondary, distraction war front by essentially buying eColombia.

I am locked and loaded. I work in a commune and fight for the SFP Bear Cavalry Lincoln Brigade. I am the Column Commander of the Fighting Tigers Column. We are ready to fight for eAmerica's freedom. In addition to the initial stock of weapons provided to me as a commune-working member of the Bear Cavalry, I purchased even more weapons. As I understand it, I will be able to fight about ten times. I plan on doing battle each one of those times, just to do my part to stop eRussian aggression. I cashed in nearly all of my gold, donating some to causes to help get the message across to newcomers, some to the Liberty Bond program, and some on higher quality ammo. I am ready.

About a month ago, I came into eUSA and immediately had to leave eLA and then eNJ until finally figuring things out in eFL when that was the only state left. I kinda have a feeling of what that new guy I spoke to today must feel like. Only this time, I am locked, stocked, and ready to have two smoking barrels. Bring it on, parter - you pathetic piece of crap! I think you will be surprised by the will of the people of eUSA!