I got nothin'

Day 1,304, 05:01 • Published in USA USA • by George Armstrong Custer
82nd Airborne Trains to Re-assume Global Response Force Mission

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Dateline: June 16, 2011 (Day 1,304)
Location: Field Dispatch; Behind Enemy Lines
Reporter: Private George Armstrong "Old Man" Custer


Seriously. I got nothin'.
Yesterday's Movie Night really rocked, tomorrow's Challenge Coins III promises to be a big hit.
But today... bupkis.


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Here's links to select recent editions of Death From Above and The Army Times.

:: http://tinyurl.com/AirborneMovie ::
:: http://tinyurl.com/LibertyBelle ::
:: http://tinyurl.com/June6D-day ::
:: The Fighting Seabees :: anyone got the tinyurl for this one?
:: http://tinyurl.com/2ndChallengeCoins ::
:: http://tinyurl.com/1stChallengeCoins ::


Announcement:
I miscalculated. After sending out 300 Q5 tanks to the USMilitary branches last night, I find myself short of the 700 needed to do a full run for tomorrow's Challenge Coins III edition. I could cut back, maybe send each branch 50 Q5's instead of 100, along with the 10 each to the honored soldiers, but I'd rather not.

Send donations of your excess production or cash overflow directly to me, I do keep track and don't use them for myself. I'll acknowledge your contribution in the paper, and I give tanks to USMilitary soldiers and branches. Pretty straightforward proposition.


Kinda gets ya... right there... don' it?

Last night Bia Pandora sent in $300 USD, and Raezen sent 30 Q5 tanks!
Check your inventory, do a little math on your production... we'll be waitin' for ya.


If you want to join the any branch of the USMilitary, the Training Corps is the place to start.

Here's the USAirborne application. Minimum Strength 1800; Barehanded Hit 800; High Activity



USAirborne Private George Armstrong Custer
Member; JCS Public Relations Department

Recommended Reading:
*The familiar row of avatars linking to newspapers is being redeveloped.
USMilitary writers, send me the link to your newspapers which are dedicated (or mostly) to your USMilitary branch.

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http://tinyurl.com/GotBupkis