Hi Topher Fa- Goku Jones!
Day 3,511, 10:19
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by Hell The Great
So after the mysterious re-appearance of someone who never really explained who they were last time, after trying to run for UKPP PP and failing, I thought I'd do a little digging to see if it really was that which shall not be named.
After mentioning stuff in passing with no bites, I pretty much lost interest, after all that which shall not be named has come and gone many times before; each time just as fruitless as the last. Alas, this godawful new hover feature kicked in when I was reading the latest installment of outdated drivel and I instantly saw the birth date, and knew. For those not in the know of The Goku, his is essentially a long and often tedious tale, that's definitely for another day, or if you honestly can't contain yourself,wikiresearch.
Before things are inevitably deleted, I thought I'd just share the simple 3 step solution to ensuring you're without a doubt absolutely sure that your eyes have been bleeding because of the outdated drivel of none other than, Goku Jones! (AKA: Topher Fair)
Step 1: Topher Fair's newspaper
Step 2: Go to the last viewable article on the last page of the newspaper, 'UKPP PP Election'
Step 3: Navigate to the bottom, and find the bugged last article, which whilst deleted by Goku to hide his identity, is still linked
Voila: A goku jones manifesto!
As with the last couple of times, as soon as Goku's found out he'll hibernate then change his name, but of course all of this will happen after he deletes any and all evidence of previous personas; so view the links whilst you can!
~jw
See you soon Goku!
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Get a life man no one give a sh1t
If no-one cares, why would he need to hide who he is?
i doubt his real name is goku. write something decent not this old sh1t stirring stuff grow up this is play ground stuff
all these articles do is make you look like a dick with no life
You have seen the guy you've been hanging around with's articles before haven't you?
Surely the irony of "playground" politics and being a dick with no life aren't lost on you?
Either way the point is there's a little crew of people like this. Yourself included.
People who for whatever reason didn't get fair treatment but responded to that by just being dicks.
Goku is definitely one of them, I'm sure people will disagree, but he got given a hell of a time but sadly responded by doing the very things he was accussed of over and over again
ANd infairness to Jamesw he hasn't made any kind of allegation at all. Just that Goku has returned (which he has) and that he has a pattern of changing his name and pretending to be someone else (which he does)
Where's the playground politics in that?
This article, not these articles, thanks. The irony of you replying within 2 minutes and telling me to get a kife, is however, delicious enough on its own. So thanks for that!
If i were to make political comeback it wouldn't be trying to oust someone who is not even hiding who he is, this article is a waste of time find something better to say or you out of ideas? welcome back lets trolls articles, poor play, sub standard involvement, try better please.
I have posted one article in like 12 months. The amount of times I've ready your tripe, I'm pretty sure people will survive. How does outing goku somehow mean I'm making a political comeback?
I have posted one article in like 12 months
Yeah and when you do its this persecution stuff no one listen to Goku you just upset he talk smack about TUP you need thicker skin, people can write loads of stuff about you maybe some let it go, move on water under the bridge i can say stuff but i wont we all can lets stop all this crap we all know who we are all, we all know what we have all done there are no new player on mass just accept it and try and have fun we are all geeks together this , with our fake parties which is all meaning less ukrp and tup make this game dull and nasty lets just stop it cos you can be crushed anyone can be crushed for once we need to come together and as old player you can make that happen.
Dapper out
I didn't think he was hiding the fact.
Had this conversation with him when he first popped up again:
http://i1274.photobucket.com/albums/y440/WookieWookster/goku1_zpszpnoabpb.jpg
Image isn't working :3
I don't think anyone's got an issue with someone coming back, but this isn't the second or even.third time that he's gone out of his way to try and hide his identity and then run for PP or congress.
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https://prnt.sc/fqg63p
Try that one then.
There's a difference between not hiding something, and accepting defeat because your attempt failed.
He hasn't hid who he is at all, jamesw... he changed his name to Topher before I left the game in 2015. You retard!
Whilst deleting all his articles and reverting to "I played years ago..."
Maybe you guys knew and he told you, but it's news to the rest of us..
he did play years ago...
imo Jamesw, regardless of what people have done in the past, we are at that stage where we can't really be picky. Pushing those away that can create talking points (regardless of what they are) is somethng that we shoud be embracing.
I say welcome back to Goku. Do your best to create entertaining shitstorms, son! The eUK needs it.
I changed the name a long time ago, I got bored of the last one but I can't change it back. I think you are reading a little much into this.
Lol, it was confirmed who he is straight away when he appeared.
But voted for the effort...
Did... did... you think I was hiding it? Why?
Some gotcha moment!
Mate, this is like the 4th time you've shown up with a new name and pretended you weren't you before going 'ahahahaha of course it was me' when everyones calls you out.
You need some new material.
To be fair this is the same name he used last time. Anyone that hasn't gone afk for periods knows who it is.
Goku, Sage Goku, and this name are the only ones I remember and every single time we all knew and he didn't try to hide it.
There was also Malkaiser, Una Nancy Owen and I think one more. Different Account
Oh no, Una Nancy was just a rename of this account.
To be fair, there was one that was a legit multi that got banned, when he made a multi so he could get access to other parties private sections on the forums. Pretty sure that was Una Nancy? But yeah, there's a certain reason people have for deleting their previous articles then changing their name. Sure, he changed to Sage Goku (and kept his newspaper) - but this is not the same.
ah yeah I forgot about his Malkaiser stage.
the only time I can think of that he ried to hide was when operating those Game of Thrones multis.
It was Daemon Blackfyre that he used for the GoT game
Tbh I don't think it was anything malicious at all, he just wanted to play the GoT game and ofc being on the forums he couldn't do it normally
Yeah I just wanted to play GoT. Funny how it ended with oldfags being hideous arseholes and destroying it for everyone just to spite me!
I literally changed the name once to UNOwen and hid it and pretended to be a JPop idol I sold the account to to fuck with people. Game won't let me change it back. I'm sorry if that offends you?
lame
Stones and glass houses, right SSW?
Almost 24hrs to reply shows how active you are.... bet you will run for CP again 😃
Tl;dr
Lolz at Jamesw, thought he had unveiled a grand scheme and instead looked like a tit
I love how everyone is like "yeah we knew?"
Tbh I have no idea who Goku is and what he did in the past (except the TV Goku who was looking for dragon balls), but straight away people called you out in comments, so I just acknowledged that you are him, didn't require this amount of research 😃
I dontt think the country (hell, the game itself) is on a point we can be picky on who we play with.
I do so love a good mystery. Especially one that has no point.
The real mystery is why your '0' (zero) somehow became an o!
How kind of you to notice the nuance. Isn't it wonderfully intriguing?
I blame jamesw.
True classics never die
They just go to a farm and chill with the other classics, just like our pets and grandpa Willis!
Great unveil of a harrowing fact that everybody already knew.
Thanks I guess?