Elect Lysander Spooner II – Phoenix Quinn

Day 1,384, 09:58 • Published in USA India • by Satya Yuga

I want to start out with what an honor it is to be endorsed by the Socialist Freedom Party and – until they had a change of mind – the United Independent Party and the True Libertarians.



It is also an honor to be running among the great and the infamous in the way of fellow candidates. Our great man of media gnilraps, our unbeatable Secretary of Defense Alexander_Auctoritas, the person who keeps eRepublik fun Paul Proteus and the infamous Pizza the Hut.



But what makes all these fellow players great, is also why they shouldn't get your vote for PotUS. As one of my fellow SFP Bear Cavalry members told me, "Don't fix what isn't broken." You see, these are the type of people I would want to serve on my Executive Cabinet. Alexander_Auctoritas, I would want to appoint as my Secretary of Defense. Gnilraps would be my Secretary of Media. Paul Proteus would be my Secretary of the Interior. And if a gun were held to my head, requiring me to place Pizza the Hut somewhere, he would be my Director of the CIA. I mean isn't that where all devious multi-masters go?



But, since that isn't an option at this time, I will introduce you to the person who will be running by my side as VPotUS.


Phoenix Quinn

It is my hope that my prior management skills as Director of the Interior and leadership skills as President of the Socialist Freedom Party and battle knowledge derived from my Command of the SFP Bear Cavalry along with the eloquence and incredible intelligence provided by Phoenix Quinn will create a terrific team that will lead the eUSA over the next month.



Otherwise, I'm not going to create a wall of text and duplicate what one of our newer players has already done by interviewing me. So, I'll just take this opportunity to direct you to the article he wrote, which talks about all the PotUS candidates who took the trouble to reply to him.

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I would appreciate it if you all took the time to read his article, examine what each of us as candidates has to say and then vote and subscribe the HELL out of that article and his newspaper. We need to keep this guy writing.

See you all at the ballot box.