Challenge Coins VII: Brolliance Assistance

Day 1,323, 10:26 • Published in USA USA • by George Armstrong Custer
Challenge Coins VII: Brolliance Assistance

Not Just Words, but ACTION!

Dateline: Tuesday July 5, 2011 (Day 1,337)
Location: Prince Edward Island, Canada
Reporter: George Armstrong "Old Man" Custer


"Bros," right? "Brolliance Forever," right?
Then don't just talk the talk, walk the walk and fight for our Canadian brothers!

Okay, most of us have our Orders. But we also have the option to fight elsewhere on our own time, on our own dime, beyond whatever we're supplied by our Military or Militia.

Right now, I don't know and I don't care whether the US Government backs up its words with action, Canada is in serious trouble and needs our help--- Canada needs YOUR help!

Move your butt to Canada.
This page shows there's only Prince Edward Island, and that's not gonna last long if we don't get in there and help.
The battlefield is here.
As of this publication, ONE and their Brit puppets are up 7-to-3 on this, the last Canadian region on the map.
In NASCAR race qualifying lingo, it's "go or go home." Canada needs to come from behind and win FIVE in a ROW to stay on the map.

Move your butt to Canada.
Drop me a game mail, tell me what your "wellness recovery" is and I'll send you enough tanks for a full set of fights.

Move your butt to Canada.
You cover the moving costs, the Challenge Coins tank fund will cover the fights.

Move your butt to Canada.
Don't just talk the talk, walk the walk and fight for our Bros!

Need I say, "Canadian Allies Only"? Yeah, I won't be sending ammo to the friggin' enemy.

I'll keep this up as long as we keep winning mini-battles.
If you move to Canada, get a batch of tanks, and stick around for another set of fights, I'll re-supply you.
I'll burn out the entire stock of Challenge Coins tanks on this, dammit, that's how important it is and that's how strongly I feel about it.

Now, I call upon President Blank Keating and all Military and Militia leadership:
Make Canada the priority battle today.
It's "put up or shut up" so let's make this our Foght Order of the day, for every fighting unit and civilian, or we should just tuck our heads between our legs and quit calling Canada our Bros.



Announcements:


Challenge Coins will be made up for every Allied player who responds to this call to arms, will be presented in the next edition of this newspaper.

Recent Payouts:
Challenge Coins VI to Volunteers of America... 140 tanks
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Send donations of your excess production or cash overflow directly to Custer, we do keep track and don't use them for ourselves. Your contribution will be acknowledged in the paper. I give tanks to USMilitary soldiers and branches, as well as civilians and members of other US fighting forces. Pretty straightforward proposition.

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