CANADA INVADES EUROPE!?!!

Day 1,326, 18:34 Published in Canada Croatia by Michelle Warrior

Yesterday there was a top level meeting between Canadian President, Canadian MoFA and British MoFA.
In that meeting there were some talks about NEW ALLIANCES and possibility of the Canadian invasion of Europe!

I had acquired this TOP SECRET transcript and I hope that you will enjoy reading this material.

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[01:15] Marlock: hey
[01:15] MichaelRyan joined the chat room.
[01:15] Marlock: I though so
[01:15] MichaelRyan: o/
[01:15] Marlock: hi
[01:15] Marlock: who am I talking to again?
[01:16] Fox_Blutch: everyone
[01:16] Sperry: Don't really want all of the randos to be a part of this conversation
[01:16] Marlock: sure
[01:16] Sperry: Fox is MoFA, MR is a Liaison, I am CP
[01:16] MichaelRyan: CP, MoFA, and me lol
[01:16] Marlock: hi guys
[01:16] Marlock: I am from UK MOFA, vMOFA
[01:16] Sperry: I talked with jamesw about this the other day
[01:16] Sperry: did he pass on our conversation?
[01:16] Marlock: nope
[01:16] Fox_Blutch: Thought so
[01:16] Marlock: please do that now
[01:17] Fox_Blutch: We're all aware of the plan
[01:17] Marlock: K.
[01:17] Fox_Blutch: Seems jamesw didn't have the courtesy to tell his own cabinet
[01:17] Sperry: hey now
[01:17] Marlock:
[01:17] Sperry: play nicely
[01:18] Sperry: basically marlock
[01:18] Fox_Blutch: lol I'm fooling around
[01:18] Marlock: I am listening
[01:18] Sperry: we told james that if poland & usa were on board (I am told they are)
[01:18] Sperry: that we would be fine with it for as long as Canada had other relevant priorities
[01:18] Sperry: But that if we got to a point where Canada's sitting happy, and you're occupying our Capitol and our Frenchies...
[01:19] Sperry: The citizens will riot
[01:19] Marlock: Would Canada be interested to move to Europe, and extend its reach over the old Continent?




[01:19] MichaelRyan: Fruit imo
[01:19] MichaelRyan:
[01:19] Sperry: marlock, what do you mean by that?
[01:20] Marlock: Well
[01:20] Marlock: We need regions, obviously, with certain raw, plus, you already know about the long term plans. At the same time, you guys would be loosing money, we of course would be compensating, but, that would not be enough, as people might consider going abroad
[01:20] Marlock: SO
[01:20] Marlock: We came up with a plan
[01:21] Marlock: where Canada would invade and conquer Ireland
[01:21] MichaelRyan: haha oh boy
[01:21] MichaelRyan: that won't fly
[01:21] Marlock: And then
[01:21] Marlock: move to the continent
[01:21] Marlock: leaving Ireland to us
[01:21] Marlock: Move south
[01:21] Marlock: to Spain
[01:22] Marlock: or France
[01:22] Marlock: depending
[01:22] Marlock: on the outcome
[01:22] Marlock: of certain negotiations
[01:22] Fox_Blutch: Yeah a little walk
[01:22] Marlock: we would like to see Canada
[01:22] Marlock: in Europe
[01:22] Marlock: for the time that we spend in N.America
[01:22] Sperry: as in, "europe plus NA" or "just in europe"?
[01:22] Marlock: plus NA. of course. Wait, what exactly and how much do you know?
[01:23] Marlock: about the deal we made
[01:23] Sperry: This is the first I've heard about europe wandering.
[01:23] Sperry: James didn't mention that.
[01:23] Sperry: But Michigan Grain I am aware of.
[01:24] Marlock: Just that?
[01:24] Marlock: Just grain?
[01:24] Marlock: what about poland?
[01:24] Sperry: perhaps you tell me what you're aware of, and I will tell you if I know about that much
[01:24] Sperry: because "poland" is a lot of things
[01:24] Sperry: They are big
[01:25] Marlock: U know about the USA-Poland deal, right?




[01:25] Marlock: and about what they wanted regarding canada?
[01:26] Sperry: for fox's and michael's sake, fill 'em in.
[01:27] Fox_Blutch: yep
[01:27] Marlock: sperry, what do u know?
[01:27] Marlock: I can not believe
[01:27] Marlock: they sent me to talk with you
[01:27] Marlock: without giving u information beforhand
[01:27] Fox_Blutch: bwahahaha
[01:28] Sperry: I think we're both missing pieces of the puzzle, given that james didn't fill you in on our talk
[01:28] Sperry: twas a lengthy one.
[01:28] MichaelRyan: the beauracracy is expanding to meet the needs to the expanding beauracracy
[01:28] Marlock: lool
[01:28] Marlock: okey
[01:28] Marlock: Poland wanted to make a deal with USA
[01:28] Marlock: final deal
[01:29] Marlock: going all the way back to HelloKitty
[01:29] Marlock: and they wanted to get N.Am
[01:29] Marlock: ALL of N.Am
[01:29] Marlock: USA was against this
[01:29] Marlock: for obvious reasons
[01:29] Sperry: lol, oh HK.
[01:29] Marlock: but was ready to accept that Poland gets certain regions
[01:29] Marlock: at the same time
[01:29] Marlock: we were talking to them
[01:29] Fox_Blutch: Ours I suppose
[01:29] Marlock: of course, yours
[01:29] Marlock: USA does not give a shit
[01:29] Marlock: but
[01:30] Marlock: preferes not seeing to much of Poland around
[01:30] Marlock: SO, to cut things short, Poland and us are coming to N.Am. leaving u guys almost empty-handed. so, we are now trying to see whether u would be interested in europe?
[01:31] Fox_Blutch: Alright so you're saying that we get the hell out of N-A and establish a Canadian refugee camp in Europe?
[01:31] Marlock: N-A is to be divided between Can-Uk-Pol-US
[01:31] Marlock: You guys can get a lot of space in Europe



[01:47] Marlock: IRE- here we need army
[01:47] Fox_Blutch: I'm curious as how eUK can make these sorts of deal
[01:47] Marlock: FRA - half half
[01:48] Marlock: ok
[01:48] Marlock: Spain - we have political power there
[01:48] Fox_Blutch: "Divide eCanada, we'll give you whole Spain"
[01:31] Marlock: if u want to
[01:31] Marlock: for us
[01:31] Marlock: this is cheaper
[01:31] Marlock: then paying rent
[01:32] Marlock: we offer Ireland or Spain, perhaps even France
[01:32] Sperry: understandably
[01:32] Marlock: we need to know
[01:32] Marlock: which one would u prefer
[01:32] Fox_Blutch: Well
[01:32] Fox_Blutch: France still has a region
[01:32] MichaelRyan: Marlack are you a rep for ONE or UK?
[01:32] Marlock: UK
[01:32] Marlock: ONE is crap, as u will soon discover
MichaelRyan: How can you offer Spain/France?
[01:33] Fox_Blutch: aw come on
[01:33] Marlock: let's say
[01:33] Marlock: we can
[01:33] Marlock: due to our "internal political influence in these countries"
[01:33] Sperry: That's a fair point; Poland being in is one thing, Spain is another.
[01:33] Fox_Blutch: Yeah 'course
[01:34] Marlock: yep
[01:34] Marlock: so...
[01:34] Marlock: what is ur take guys?
[01:34] Marlock: I am listening to you now
[01:34] Fox_Blutch: I'll have to talk to my mother about it
[01:34] Marlock:
[01:34] Marlock: ahahah
[01:35] Sperry: lol
[01:35] Sperry: oh fox
[01:35] Sperry: always being so rude to our guests
[01:36] Marlock:
[01:36] MichaelRyan: I have to ask some hard questions
[01:36] MichaelRyan: If that's ok Sperry?
[01:36] Fox_Blutch: I don't know, I was expecting a Polish to give us this sort of deal
[01:36] Fox_Blutch: Since when the eUK got so cocky
[01:36] MichaelRyan: ^
[01:37] Marlock: Sperry, you all were given our profile links by our ambassador, not? I was told this was done. I never use the same name on irc
[01:37] MichaelRyan: The only reason eUK hold eCanadian regions is because we needed you guys to take them
[01:37] Marlock: of course
[01:37] Marlock: go on
[01:37] MichaelRyan: We needed easy resistance wars
Marlock: this is not a problem
[01:38] MichaelRyan: I don't know where this whole UK/Poland split is coming from
[01:38] Sperry: Marlock, the reason why I ask
[01:38] MichaelRyan: If anything it'd be Poland/Indo
[01:40] Fox_Blutch: And send an invite to the Poles
[01:40] Fox_Blutch: I think they would like to hear this conversation
[01:40] Marlock: sure
[01:40] Marlock: but
[01:40] Marlock: then I am off
[01:40] Marlock: because
[01:40] Marlock: this is meant to be a bilateral talk
[01:40] Marlock: beacuse
[01:40] Marlock: Polish were against this
[01:40] Marlock: deal
[01:40] Marlock: but as u wish
[01:40] Fox_Blutch: Of course they were
[01:40] Marlock: perhaps we do not need any deals?
[01:40] Marlock: I personally doubt so
[01:40] Fox_Blutch: Let's just say
[01:41] Marlock: But without ur consent, no sense in going on
[01:44] Marlock: anyways
[01:44] Marlock: I am just interested in your take, nothing more
[01:44] Marlock: just wanted to present the idea
[01:44] Marlock: and see how u respond
[01:44] Fox_Blutch: Well it is presented
[01:44] Marlock: before we make it official
[01:44] Marlock: in front of Polish and US
[01:44] Marlock: and you
[01:44] Fox_Blutch: I'll ask TemujinBC for his drunken advice
[01:44] Sperry: okay, much easier to talk now that you're being a lil' less cloak and dagger about it all.
[01:45] Marlock:
[01:45] Fox_Blutch: Can we deliver a message to jamesw?
[01:45] Sperry: I can talk to james directly, not a problem.
[01:45] Marlock: yes
[01:45] Marlock: sure
[01:45] Marlock: whatever u prefer
[01:45] Marlock: but
[01:45] Fox_Blutch: Tell him to stop putting ":3" everywhere, it's annoying
[01:45] Marlock: I am personally interested to know if u guys would mind swapping
[01:45] Marlock: loool
[01:45] Marlock: it is
[01:45] Marlock: ahahahah
[01:45] Marlock: ":3" I get that a looot
[01:45] Fox_Blutch: I'm more interested in fapping
[01:46] Fox_Blutch: But that's my take
[01:46] Marlock: where? IRE, SPA or FRA?
[01:47] Marlock: Fox?
[01:47] Marlock: Sperry?
[01:47] Sperry: I need to know in concrete terms if those 3 nations won't piss all over the rug before I even consider something of this nature.
[01:47] Marlock: Poland isn't game, but would not obstruct
[01:47] Marlock: Spain will do as we say, this I can guarantee

[01:48] Fox_Blutch: I'm sure
[01:48] Marlock: Fra - society is fucked
[01:48] Marlock: IRE - we can take them by arms
[01:48] Fox_Blutch: Especially when the Poles are not even part of this
[01:48] Marlock: Poles have other plans
[01:48] Marlock: sry, but ask them for details
[01:48] Marlock: I can not talk about that
[01:50] Sperry: ": only deal i have is the michigan thing"
[01:50] Fox_Blutch: Sorry, I dropped out of kindergarten
[01:50] Marlock: What r u referring to?
[01:52] Marlock: I have been doing this for 2 years
[01:54] Fox_Blutch: it's actually a funny plan
[01:55] Fox_Blutch: But just for the heck of it, let's just pretend jamesw has a say in i
[01:55] Marlock: funny? it is actually a fair deal for u guys, given the fact that if the USA decides not to back u up, which they won'T, ur fckd
[01:56] Fox_Blutch: Yep
[01:57] Fox_Blutch: But it's a weird deal for you, the Poles won't help you out either
[01:57] Marlock: fuck the poles. they would fuck us over anytime
[01:57] Fox_Blutch: Indeed
[01:57] Marlock: after eden break-up, nobody serious trusts them anymore
[01:57] Fox_Blutch: Because you think that we'll be willing to trust eUK?
[01:57] Marlock: believe me, we are more nervous of poles crossing our borders then the US having poles near them
[[01:58] Marlock: UK and Canada have much more in common than any of us 2 with poles
[01:58] Fox_Blutch: Yeah we speak the same language
[02:00] You are now known as thatcher[eUK].
[02:01] Fox_Blutch: Well, as I said, that was entertaining
[02:01] Fox_Blutch: But I'm prosecuting someone tommorow
[02:01] Fox_Blutch: So I won't talk much
[02:03] Marlock is now known as thatcher[eUK]
[02:10] thatcher[eUK]: ok
[02:10] thatcher[eUK]: I just send over what u guys said
[02:10] thatcher[eUK]: we are now approaching poland
[02:10] Fox_Blutch: Don't forget the :3 thing
[02:10] thatcher[eUK]: take care
[02:11] thatcher[eUK]: and enjoy that two regions u will have when this is over