Bromance or Escort Service?

Day 2,130, 17:39 Published in Canada Canada by Acacia Mason


Anyone else feel as though this is what relations between eCanada and the eUSA have looked like as of late?

So eSpain has decided they have had enough of the eUS and of course, like a spurned lover, the eUS has decided to give eSpain the "Royal Salute" and is preparing for war.

What happens next? Oh...you don't know? Its simple...eCanada is basically expected to throw down for the eUS to help them in their coming battle with eSpain, just as we have been doing as of late while ePoland has been having its way with the eUS like a seasoned Con has his way with the "Fish". If you haven't noticed, most of the Battle Of The Day orders have been eUS oriented. No surprise right? I mean, surely the POTUS has committed to helping us once we get this little "Situation" sorted right? I mean, its clear that the eUS government is going to have our back and help us liberate our regions, just like they did for the last 8 months right? RIGHT???

WRONG! The POTUS has not given any signal that there is intent to back us and help us when our time comes. But were in CoT you say...surely that automatically means the eUS will have our backs no? NO! It does not. The fact is, without a public declaration of iron clad support, there is absolutely no reason why eCanada should waste its precious resources helping a neighbour that is happy to TAKE in the relationship, but is unwilling to GIVE when it matters most.

Worse still, we are being asked to fight against a country that has a NAP with us that expires next month with an easy out clause. So yeah, lets just go and pee all over the very country that holds us by the throats in an effort to help a country that has done little to nothing for us lately! What a great idea!

In this writers humble opinion, I would rather fight FOR eSpain and curry some favour with an eNation that has actually done more for us (allowing us to keep most of our regions), than to fight for a Nation that has done little to nothing to earn our trust or our support.

So, in closing...here is my statement to the eUS:

MR. POTUS, TEAR...DOWN...THIS...WALL

You either have our backs, or the next sensation you feel will be the blade of karma sliding her way between your shoulder blades!

Yours In National Unity,