Absolute war! Day One, Indonesia Invades America

Day 1,197, 22:57 • Published in USA USA • by Joe Newton
In a (not so) stunning turn of events, Indonesia has invaded Hawaii. Indonesia is, of course, a historical enemy of ours. They have been for the better part of 2 years. If one month is equivalent to 4 years in real life, they have been our enemy for a life time, America. However, we have been nice to them recently and invited them into the cool kids house. They seemed willing to take a look at our fort. We put up our best decorations, but they turned us down for their old girlfriend, Hungary. As the name suggests, yes she is a fat chick. Luckily, America, we have a heart of stone and are not easily upset.

Indonesia is currently a member of NWO, with Poland, Serbia and Hungary. Notice anyone lacking from that list? (Besides the entire world.) Russia, a notable saiyan warrior which is over level 9000, is now on our side. That's right America. Alaska, and our dear sweet godess Putin Sarah Palin isn't in danger! Thank God, I know. However, California is in danger. I'd say stay there until it's in the dirty, smelly, filthy Indonesian hands, but Ligtreb says differently and he is actually active nowadays. So, listen to him.



Also on the list of old friends becoming enemies only to become our friend again, is the UK! I for one am glad it's alright to be British in America again. I only trolled the British so hard because I loved them, and was butthurt they got a new boyfriend. Also, don't have any training wars in Scotchland, Britain. I won't take rejection well twice. With the advent of PANAM, the new world order is complete. It is the entire world vs High Five.Take that in for a moment, America. "The die is cast."

I do hope this is a proper World War, and Poland mans up and attacks us. I do see that coming, and I see Hungary and Serbia crossing the impregnable Atlantic ocean to come over here and pop our cherry. That's right America. Serbia wants our Florida. Will we give it to them? Will they attack us with everything we have? Stay tuned for more breaking news.

Signed, Newton.
(The guy who will be DesertFalcon for this conflict.)



Should I keep being fairly non-serious in my war updates, or be more serious? Comment/msg me with your opinion.