Of Bulldogs and Bears: Russia, the UK, and PANAM

Day 1,193, 13:47 • Published in USA United Kingdom • by GLaDOS


We're still wasps for some reason
Hello, friends and subscribers! Today I’d like to take some time out of your day to talk about the two newest additions to the USA’s allies, the United Kingdom and the Russian Federation. Two countries that the United States has been at war with, occupied, and been occupied by on many an occasion. Let’s Delve deeper into the relationship between our country and these two, and see how we went from constant war, to brotherhood.

with allies like these, NWO is screwed
The Big Bear: Russia
Russia, our longtime enemy, one of the occupiers of our home soil during WW3, who we later went on to invade during the great EDEN massacre of Russia, after the OH GOD HANK NO! Debacle. Russia, which has been at a crossroads for alliance decision since the dissolution of the Phoenix Alliance, has finally come home to PANAM. Rumors of NWO aggression against Russia, combined with Recent US outreach to the Russian federation, has led our once most bitter enemy to become one of our close friends.

Russian Army, what's not to love?
But what does the inclusion of the Russian Federation in the PANAM alliance mean for US national security? The Addition of the Russian Federation to our growing list of allies means another rather risky border secured, as well as a key strategic European time zone added to our growing list of time zone diverse allies. This coverage, as explained in a past article, is key to our growth as an alliance, and our increased security as a nation.


it's a bulldog, it's british, what more could you want?
The Steadfast Bulldog: United Kingdom
the UK, A country on the tip of controversy. Sure, as a country, we’ve had many a difference with the UK, leading back to their split with ATLANTIS, their “neutrality”, and their eventual region swap “training war” with Hungary that led to the occupation of Canada and total destruction of ties between the UK and the USA. What does their change of heart and ascension to the PANAM alliance mean for the USA?
It means, yet again, more secure borders. The UK, historically a transfer station for big powers trying to advance into Europe or the north Americas, has finally joined team PANAM, and has thus cut off a strategic choke point for nations like Hungary and Serbia, who might at some point find their way to our, or our allies, shores through regions in the UK.

did I mention we get Keira Knightley too?
However, The UK has recently become engaged in Region swaps with Serbia, and has come to a deal where they rent regions to Serbia, in exchange for gold. While this might be deemed mutually beneficial between these two countries, it is important to note two major things. One, Serbia is an enemy of the United PANAM alliance. Any actions in cooperation with enemies of PANAM are not looked upon kindly, at least not by the united states. Two, The presence of Serbia in the united kingdom presents a clear and obvious threat to American national security. Serbia is within one or two regions of attaining a border with the United States, and possibly invading us, as their leaders have very publicly planned. The Regions that Serbia currently occupies of the UK will surely be one of the main topics of the PANAM council as they come to a meeting in the near future.

sounds good to me
In conclusion, as PANAM becomes larger and diversifies, it is only a matter of time before even more major PANAM vs NWO battles and wars occur, stay tuned to this paper as events occur for more analysis!