1ronman is Innocent
1ronman
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I'm Innocent
A week ago I was on top of the world. I was one of the top dogs in EDEN, an administrator on ERX, and one of the most respected players in eCanada. I had just come back from a mini rage quit to Spain, after Jacobi had tried to trash me. I come back with the intention of atoning for the mistake of leaving, by trying to make a run for Country President...as a Canadian leader going into V2. Next thing I know, several people accuse me of stealing our Q1 weapon reserves...a reserve that I had watched over forever. Well, that accusation pissed me off. Do you have any idea of the amount of time and effort I have put into eCanada and this game? Needless to say...I went ballistic. Crazy. I was angry. Now, I'm over it. Let me tell you the truth.
The last few days have been fun, I decided to take on the role of being guilty and see how it played out. I trolled, and trolled, and made articles, and continued to troll. So much so that everyone was sure of my guilt. But I'm here to tell you I'm not. The evidence was fabricated, and was an attempt to frame me for a crime that I did not commit. Look at it this way: Who benefits from me crashing down and burning? Dade Pendwyn, and Jacobi. Dade has everything to gain, it practically garauntee's him the election. As for Jacobi, you are all aware of his distaste for me, he clearly expressed it a month ago. He also had every reason to play into this. Who is Neoice? Not sure if all of you are aware, but Neoice is Jacobi's brother. See where I'm going with this? Those screenshots and logs could have been easily fabricated, it isn't all that difficult, afterall neoice has full root access to the server. Besides, thirty pages of screenshots...who actually could understand that sort of thing. A little photoshop on the real logs, and no one would know the difference. Anyways, It was fun being the scapegoat, it was fun trolling everyone. But in the end, this was not a crime I committed, and I want to make sure the Canadian populace is aware of that. I am running for President. I hope you liked my campaign, as my cabinet will in a few days, and then the rest of my platform soon enough.
Remember how I said "Excluding the Truth Series anything I post is pure troll." It's unfortunate no one considered that.
- 1ronman
Comments
WHAT A TWIST!
Trolololo
Will you still take me seriously if I call you Snuggles?
ahahahaha
stfu.
can't wait to see how this all plays out
"Excluding the Truth Series anything I post is pure troll."
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"Fabrication: One Of the Best I've Seen"
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Confusion????
Sorry, but no.
This is missing the part where you pledge to find the "real thief"
Even if you are innocent, pretending to be guilty really doesn't help to convince people you're innocent.
It's clearly you, Jacobi. And Dade. And Neoice. And Santa Claus.
Also, I think Pimp is in there somewhere.
One-wrongman framed?????
Tune in the next few days/weeks/years/decades/centuries/mille niums/eternities to find out!
Dade Pendwyn is a disappointment anyway. So, yeah. It's pretty obvious now that Pimp was the one who took the government money. Also, 1ronman. . . why am I not mentioned?
I totally berieve you now.
kindly forward the "real logs" and advise if this article is included in the "Truth Series".
Meh, so the Q1 weapon reserves went missing. Who cares? I work every day to buy my own damn guns, this all smarts of bureaucratic bullshit and political infighting
hmmmmmmm, I dont think you could continue to do anything in eCanada :/ I have a feeling that there is a LARGE amount of distrust, why not relocate to somewhere with luxurious beaches?
olivermellors, how would I have access to the real logs? Only Neoice has access to those.
Is this a really obvious lie to anyone else?
"Who benefits from me crashing down and burning?"
No one does 1ronman. And you did it to yourself. I watch with interest to see the gullability of eCanada. You have made us so sad.
The 1-armed man did it!!!
1-arm..1ron, it's an easy mix-up to be sure. Two pieces of advice:
1) Either listen to Jacobi by tracking down the real perpetrator (watch the movie to see how Harrison Ford did it);
or
2) Go take a flying leap of faith and hope you don't land in the shallow end of public opinion:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5RRjdhbxPk">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5RRjdhbx[..]bxPk
I think this next clip will summarize the debate that is to come in the courts and in the eCanadian media over the next few weeks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ygKHdv19Kk">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ygKHdv19[..]19Kk
A 1-armed neoice? "I don't care."
Interesting. Very interesting.
LOL, Plugson - beat me to it
The name: 1ronman. The destination: Erep pariah. The Irony: 1ronman is innocent. Proved guilty, what 1ronman could not prove was that moments before discovering the plundering of eCanada's assets, he saw a fedora'd man running from the vicinity of the eCanada forum logs. 1ronman ponders his fate as he looks at the e-world for the last time, and sees only darkness. But in that darkness, fate moves its huge hand.
bahahahahahahhahahahha wow you blow at weaving a story ironman
You know what
I don't know if I care.
Wow 1ronman. You finally realized you can't live without this game, so now you're making crap up to appear innocent when everyone knows otherwise. Sigh...I'm gonna give the eCanadian people some credit here and assume that nobody is going to by this crap.
Give it up.
Citizen B
For all those who laugh - a few weeks ago we would have laughed at 1ronman being accused of stealing hundreds of gold.
Is he guilty? Is he innocent? I don't know. But I would encourage people to consider the possibilities.
[he's probably guilty, though]
heh, that's even better hb741. A 1-armed, 1-eyed man in a fedora is what we're looking for.
I agree! 1ronman is not guilty
I honestly don't care anymore. Stuff like this makes me want to ragequit. Why the hell can't people just realize this is a game, and is supposed to be fun?
Either way, doesn't matter who's right, someone's an idiot.
vote ironman
1ronman is innocent until proven guilty, welcome to Canada regardless of the "e"
It was actually me.
I'm the puppet master.
Jacobi? Dade? Neoice? One-ronman?
We're one and the same.
No I am, der.
Hey everybody!
Look at me!
Yay!
Then why do you continue trolling? ;_;
why didn't i see it sooner? it so OBVIOUS that dade fabricated this entire situation so that he would get elected next month.
but wait.... now if you hadn't been caught then really YOU [1ronman] would be the one who benefited as the oh so trusted "silent guardian of eCanada". If you hadn't been caught it is very likely you would have been the next prime minister.
your defence does more to implicate you to anyone paying even a smidgin of attention.
Traduction: 1ronman est un innocent? On le savait deja depuis une semaine!
I am faced with disbelief of this "developing" story. Who expected that 1ronman would make a "convincing" plea like this?
Not me, not Santa Claus, and certainly, not God.
Please stop talking. Unsubscribing now.
Now THIS is a Twist!
What did I tell ye
WHAT DID I TELL YE!
...Dude, I'm new here, dunno what happened other than what I've read in the flame war...
If those people are who you say they are, and they got full root access... I can even "believe" what you say..., I've seen many ways of easily manipulating information even without photoshop...
But the first paragraph of this article... truly deals a big blow to credibility...
Leaving yourself run wild... wasn't exactly a good idea...
Though screenshots aren't exactly a trusworthy source...
Arguments that who benefits from this situation wont help solve anything...
Anyway... I really hope this situation is solved soon...
@Omega: Bien bonne celle-là! xD
There is only one problem 1ronman, you can't run for CP if no political party support you... and if any would they would lose all their credibility... Go back to Spain !
If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit.
But Tem, the glove does fit in this case
@ 1ronman
The only way to prove you are not guilty is by finding out who stole the money in the first place.
Thats the only way to do it- Stating things are fabricated does not prove anything. Nor does pointing fingers at people.
You have a right to remain silent, anything you will say may be used against you in court.
Just sayin'
"Excluding the Truth Series anything I post is pure troll."
Since this is not a "Truth Series" (Check the title), this means that what has been said is NOT the truth.... do we have a confession? 😃