Rise: Zombie King
Haliman
(This is a political article. Sorry to international subscribers!)
Most USWPers can remember long ago when I first assumed my new identity as the Zombie King.
If they can recall a bit more, I was elected on a platform of change, and I fought to keep our party thriving in the new world. I fought to ensure our status as America’s top party.
I did a lot as Party President, and I had a lot of fun leading the party. Except for being the point man on the congressional freeze. That wasn’t cool and I hope America will never do such a thing again (because it’s so boring as a guy who like to run elections).
I’ve been thinking a lot about the Party Presidential seat lately. People may or may not know that. But I have made my decision.
I will be seeking a third term as USWP Party President.
I don’t care if I’m an underdog. I don’t care if I’m likely to lose. If I run solely to make a point, and end up losing, so be it.
I don’t like certain aspects of the party. Some people are treated unfairly, and that is not a party I wish to be a part of.
I’ll be 100% honest. As Party President, I’ll be teaching PP hopefuls the ropes, and help them in their quests of bettering the party. That will be one of my major points.
In addition, I feel congress is dominated by militia membership. As such, I intend to give equal opportunities to militia members and military members alike. Both deserve a fair shot at joining congress. Both deserve a fair shot to improve the nation.
Fortunately, I am not alone in this endeavor. A very good friend of mine has agreed to join me in leading the party. Evan Feinman, congressman extraordinaire, will serve as my Chief of Staff in my term. Evan and I have worked together many times in the past, and you can expect only great things from us.
Finally, since my last stint as Party President, we have slumped into the #2 spot in American politics. This is unacceptable. There will be a total media blitz, and we will undergo an extreme recruitment drive. As unlikely as it seems, we will be shooting for the #1 spot once more.
Be sure to vote Haliman/Feinman for PP/CoS in the United States Workers Party!
~H
I got this.
Comments
Personally, I enjoy the #2 spot. We've always done best here.
I support Hal for PP, will you?
Haliman for PP! Huzzah
Haliman for USWP PP
Cuz if you aint first, youre last. Shake n Bake. -Ricky Bobby
Lex is running again. As Communications Director of the USWP, I fully support Lexluthor1 as PP.
PP
I had a laugh
I support Haliman/Feinman
So wait now that the former military is a militia they are allowed to join congress? Epically funny. I had a laugh x2
Go Haliman!
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voted!
Good luck, bro!
I support this.
Oh look, another POTUS run (just next month)
Don't worry, Haliman's on this shit.
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As one of the remaining and longest living (sup, Ligtreb?) USWP members, this is nothing but an attempt of a washed up waste of a President trying to remain relevant. Support Lex Luther for PP. He's the only one worth your vote.
Good Luck Hal! I am concerned that you feel some people are not being treated fairly in the USWP. Please get in touch as I would like to hear your thoughts on this. Thanks 🙂
Yeah.. no thanks.
I'll stick with Lex.
I'll be voting for Lex to continue running the USWP.
Why bother?