White House Press Release #113: Epic Battle in Liaoning
James S. Brady Press Room
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As the great American prophet John Phillips said, “I’d be safe and warm if I was in LA.”* This Summer, California is the place to be. If you live in Karnataka, you are asked to make the move to California. India would like Karnataka back, and like the loving friends we are, we begin the evacuation process today. This is the next step in a detailed plan drawn up by the administration. We have already been directing new citizens to move to California instead of Karnataka. The next step is the mass-migration of active citizens from Karnataka.
I’m sure many of you are left with questions about the process, the plan, or just the decisions made in general. With that in mind, the administration is proud to announce the first White House Press Corps press conference. At 18:30 server time on Thursday the 17th, the Secretary of Media and a senior administration official will be made available to answer questions from press corps members. The public is welcome to attend. The inagural press conference will be held on the 17th at 18:30 on IRC in #eus-media.
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With all the giving and love floating around these days, it’s easy to let a story fall through the cracks. But no story of love escapes the attention of the White House. Matthew Smith the Awesomeness and Fionia are finally going to get together. There might be a ceremony on Sunday. Perhaps. The administration encourages you to send your well-wishes their way.
‘Til Next Time America,
David Landon
Secretary of Media
Gulden Draak
Deputy Secretary of Media
Sossu
Deputy Secretary of Media
*Living in LA is not required. As long as you're in California, you're good with us.
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On the move again
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Jai Hind
love that poster
Feds had the most in Karnataka, we'll be the quickest to leave too!
Great article!
California's awesome.
im rod damon and i endorse this message... no rly, i am.
But I have a Q3 house in Karny... Oh well to Cali I go.
Ah; its nice to finally to be back in my home state.
Congrats to MSTA and Fionia. You made White House news.. That's pretty cool. You'll last forever.
David Landon, I love what you did with the banners to break up the topics! Why didn't I think of that when I created this publication last year?! (Yes, I still have a need to let everyone know I started the White House Press Releases)... I still think the Org should be renamed to the the Claire J. Littleton Press Room.
free India!!!
GRATS MSTA AND FI ^______________^
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What's wrong with L.A.?
...Just don't drink the water.
nice to get back to where I started
I've got brownies in the Haight-Ashbury in San Fran!
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