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Day 865, 22:35 • Published in Pakistan Pakistan • by AgentChieftain


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ISLAMABAD, Pakistan - Good morning, gentlemen. It's that time of the month again, and ( surprisingly) I am running for president of our glorious country. My candidacy might be a bit of a surprise this time around, as there was a bit of a shitstorm a week ago about our party's previous candidate, but no worries; the candidacy has been placed for yours truly.

Rather than ramble on about the background of the whole mess before I became candidate, let's get down to business. I've already announced my beliefs regarding my opponent, and his solution to my scathing editorial was to nominate me as his vice presidential candidate to ensure that my less-than-favorable prediction does not come to fruition. Regardless of who wins today, I promise that I will do my best to fill my position and accomodate Pakistan to the best of my ability, either as president or as vice president of the nation.

If you recall my previous term as presidency, you might notice that I've kept nearly all of my promises, with the exception of my religious promises, as those are still in the works. This time around, here's what I promise to accomplish as president of our country:

• Regain control of Balochistan
• Procure a Defense System for the Punjab that falls within our national budget
• Continue the economic reforms that I set forth during my last term in office
　◦ This may or may not involve a compromise with new plans set forward by my opponent
• Incorporate Dioists from around the world to be more involved in Dioist affairs in Pakistan
　◦ This includes expansion of the Vento Aureo party through rigorously planned recruiting;
　◦ This also includes organizing a foreign legion of international Dioist soldiers;
　◦ This also includes expanding relations with potential and existing Dioist nations;
　◦ This also includes reopening relations with the Theocrats;
　◦ Finally, this includes endorsing Dioist movements such as S.E.E.S. in the United States
• Continuing our military advancement through training wars and military investments
• Bring genocide to the inhabitants of Sweden and Spain

Many of these goals should sound familiar to you all; the vast majority of my initiatives were met with outstanding success during my last term, so my plans will pick up from where I left off. At least one of my goals (support of Emerick's political organization) might come as a surprise to those of you who have followed histoy, and I will explain this curious addition in due time. For now, let's have a clean and honest election.


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